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chloexgrace:

You’re welcome, I’ve always loved the movies so I couldn’t pass up this opportunity when you asked. Do you always have to go though? Can’t you say, you’re like sick or something? I’ve done movies based on books that will be getting sequels, so I know how it feels. They weren’t as “oh my god” as the twilight series, though.

Dude, I don’t know. I want to pay my dues or whatever but I’ll be glad when this is over. I don’t have to do much, just smile and get some pictures with Rob and Taylor and hopefully Billy. Whatever, at least there’ll be swag bags and food. You wanna get something to eat?

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@chloexgrace

Thanks for coming with me to this Twilight Anniversary thing, I’m kind of ready to be done with it forever but I think I signed something that forces me to keep doing press stuff. That’s what happens when your first major role is in a massive franchise and you’ll sign anything.

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caradclcvingne:

Ah shit, that sounds really rough Kristen, I hope that’s not like.. emotionally fucking about or anything because that’s never fun. Hope everything’s good. I totally get you on the undercover perv front, that’s totally me. But in honesty - I’m single. Been a fucking long time since I did the properly committed relationship thing, sort of scared of those. It’s easier to just get close to who you want to get close to and ignore labels. Never any expectations that way, it’s so much easier.

Yeah, man, I’m okay. Thanks. Damn, dude, never would have thought you’d be single. So, uh, since you got me a drink at Harry’s, I think it would only be fair if I bought you a drink in return. Somewhere nice but chill where I can take in your awesomeness up close again. What do you think?

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📱↝Anwar

Anwar: You would say that. You haven't seen my dick.

Anwar: I wrote the code #DowhatIwant

Kristen: And as magnificent as it is, I'd like to keep it that way

Kristen: You're hilarious, dude

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omliamhems:

It’s called Isn’t It Romantic.

That’s, uh, cute, sounds kinda old-fashioned, kinda Audrey Hepburn. i’m sure I’ll love it.

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lcuistcmlinscn:

Well I mean, it was a really different situation, I guess is the only way of explainin’ it. Fuckin’ hate paps, pathetic to have a job just invadin’ someone else’s privacy but it’s whatever. The sad fucks will pull a headline out of anythin’. Now I’m out of the band I’m lucky I can just sorta live me life and ignore headlines, whereas before there were a lot more rules and shite like that. I am love, yeah, been single for nearly two years now which is.. fuckin’ tragic actually. Complicated how? Fill me in, I’m all ears and I’m a good listener.

I mean, I guess they’ve gotta eat like anyone else, but yeah, they’re pretty much parasites, making money off the public’s weirdly intense interest in us. More you than me, thank God. People still remember me for Twilight but all of the Twihards and Twilight moms have moved onto Fifty Shades or whatever by now. Hard to believe someone like you is single. I mean I’m gay as fuck but you’re obviously super adorable. And by gay I mean bisexual, and by that I mean I’m not trying to hit on you or whatever, just stating the obvious. Uh, well. I guess I’m mostly single, but with lingering feelings and, um, other stuff. Complicated.

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campbclls:

      Totally. We also need more female superheroes too, while we’re at it. Like, that one photo of Ruby Rose as batwoman has just left me wanting so much more on that front. It must be super cool to be apart of something like that, though. & I’ll definitely be one of the first to go & watch it when it’s out. Ah that’s right ! It’s been too long since I last watched Twilight, I’m forgetting all the important details. Oh damn. At least that’ll keep you sunsafe, then ?Sunburns are truly a uncomfortable experience. Yikes on all fronts.

Ruby Rose in general always has me wanting. Uh, more female heroes, that is. We’re actually coming up on the 10th Anniversary of Twilight so I’ve had some events I’ve attended for that. It’s so surreal to look back on it now. But, uh, I’m talking to much about myself. What’s going on with you, man?

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mitchcllsmaia:

“Oh just wait, I’m sure you will eventually. At least that’s what one a certain ex of mine says, so its gotta be true right? See now I’m blushing, this isn’t even fair. Oh for sure, maybe we’ll get to do stuf together soon! You better stop or I’m gonna end up liking you, and I’m not sure that’s something you want!”

I never believe what people say about their exes. Like that’s the ultimate loss of objectivity, right? The blush looks great on you, don’t worry. What’s wrong with liking me, huh? I don’t bite--hard.

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lcuistcmlinscn:

Don’t worry, love, a lot of me personal life isn’t even written about. I like to keep a lot of it low, they just write bullshit most of the time anyways. Just sounds like a similar situation, you’ll have to take me word for it. When fans want you with someone and point out the cute shit, it’s hard to ignore but ya gotta follow your gut instinct at the end of the day. Gotta know what’s right for y’self. Never really dated anyone who wasn’t in entertainment meself, other than me first girlfriend from back in me school days of course.

Oh, that’s cool, I don’t know how you’ve maintained your privacy when basically the entire world acts like you’re the new Beatles. You’ll have to teach me that trick. I flip off pappz but that just seems to make them try harder. Yeah, like every moment of your life is super scrutinized, a smile or a frown generates headlines these days, it’s fucked up, isn’t it? Twilight opened so many doors for me, it’s the reason I get to do my artsy shit now but damn, sometimes I wish I could start over. Are you riding alone these days? I kind of am, but it’s like, complicated, you know?

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omliamhems:

It’s more like a rom com.

That’s awesome, man. You’ll have to tell me what it’s called so I can go see it.

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📱↝Kylie

Kylie: Haha so cute

Kylie: Well if think I am cool maybe we should hang out?

Kristen: Yeah, dude, totally

Kristen: I'll try to be chill about it haha

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blackbirdemma:

We all have characters that we get protective of, I don’t blame you in the least (really, if anything I think it’s sweet!) Oh, the rumours that float around on the internet and in magazines can be laughable. At least, I have to laugh at them lest I wind up crying. They used to bother me a lot more than they do now. I definitely think we gelled and I’m glad you got that impression! I’m the worst at arm wrestling, I have the most wimpy arms, but I’ll still give it a go.

What have you read about yourself on the internet? I don’t follow any of that shit, I know how it makes me feel and I don’t want to contribute to it, you know? I don’t want to give them the clicks or likes or whatever. It’s like sad that we live in a society where people make a living by making shit up. Plus you couldn’t go wrong with Damien’s script and direction, right? I’ll just pretend I’m Bella with her newborn powers and see if I can crush an arm wrestling competition.

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caradclcvinge:

Oh right, of course, I thought I heard somewhere in the grapevine that you guys split? That’s..interesting, yeah, I don’t think she’d be too pleased. I feel like the barbecue was fucking awesome and all, Harry’s a great host, but it would have been greatly improved with a lesbian wedding. You were so good at doing the awkward it had to come from your heart, I think that’s art and helpful to relate to a character! You’ve got a part of Bella going on!

I don’t want to be one of those people, but it’s, uh, complicated. Things are kind of up in the air. What about you, though? You have to have guys and girls beating down your door. I mean, you’re like THE model right now, I see you in magazines and shit and it’s always like, look at her, she’s got legs for days. Now I sound like a total perv. Which I am, don’t get me wrong, but I try not to be like obvious about it. 

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campbclls:

       That’s brilliant ! I feel like sometimes with reboots they’re just .. uncessessary & ruin a good thing. But I really feel like that’s not the case with Charlie’s Angels. Like, the movies & tv show were both awesome, so I have no doubts that this interpretation will be pretty great, too. Oh for sure. D’ya enjoy all the stunt work ? Probably because Bella was the superior vampire ! Nah Edward, was great too, of course. But who wouldn’t want to sparkle a little ?Better than burning in the sun !

I think it’s just the right time to bring back a proto-feminist work like Charlie’s Angels. With everything that’s going on in the industry and the world, we need to show that women are powerful and we’re done taking shit. The stuntwork is awesome, I love being suited up with wires and harnesses and all of that. Bella was actually physically more powerful because she was a newborn, which I loved playing. She could kick anyone’s ass, and I was like, that’s my girl! If only I sparkled--I definitely burn anytime I get any amount of sun.

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lcuistcmlinscn:

Everyone makes mistakes, love. We all fuck up sometimes. It’s hard, innit? To drift like that from someone you worked with and had somethin’ special with. Because of your own dumb actions. Maybe we got more in common than we first thought, love. Yeah it’s a mixed bag, innit really? Between stayin’ comfortable in what you’re doin’ but also knowin’ that you gotta push yourself out of that comfort zone sometimes.

Um, I haven’t really followed your personal life--I try not to feed into the whole gossip machine--so I don’t really get how we’re similar, but that’s still cool. But yeah, this industry is tough because how are you ever gonna meet and fall in love with someone who isn’t in entertainment? And fans were practically pushing Rob and I together, but it was different from Bella and Edward, he was just this nice, gentle guy who loved kids and cutting up on set. A good dude. Yeah, taking chances is important. I hope you figure it out, man.

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📱↝Anwar

Anwar: WELL whatever it wants? If it pokes out then I'm sure your clothes wouldn't sell as well

Anwar: And you can't fire me as a model if we're friends it's against the friendship code.

Kristen: Okay, dial it back, buddy, your dick isn't art, it doesn't need to be viewed by the masses

Kristen: Then you can't ruin my show, that's against the friendship code, too

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📱↝Kylie

Kylie: well if you want to know what I put you under is "greatest actress"

Kylie: It was, girl this is the best text ever!

Kristen: I'm blushing so hard right now

Kristen: I'm just lucky to know the coolest people. Your rad self included