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one of my favorite things about Tumblr is that unless you're following a literal brand account or someone who has their first and last name as their username, you can follow someone who's just funny or shares your interests or something for like four years before you find out they're actually a famous artist or have 2 million YouTube subscribers or wrote a book that's considered a keystone reference work in all modern scholarship or whatever. one of many reasons this is the superior social media experience, which is impressive considering how bad it is here

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Imagine being so bad of a catholic that the pope publically says you’re the worst one and then promptly dies after meeting you in person

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The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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MOVIES WATCHED IN 2025

#030: But I'm A Cheerleader dir. Jamie Babbit

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"