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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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my boy squiggle cooked up this beat for me top 10 funniest sentences ever said i think

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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you know i hate to say it 😔 "i told you so" 🤷 you know i hate to say but 🤭 I TOLD YOU SO 🗣️📣

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pulling myself up by my boob straps

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

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Reblog with your score

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and the GLAAD award for outstanding performance goes to

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i still find it so genuinely Weird when i think about the fact that fat people irl are a rather common occurrence. your family, your friends, your coworkers, people on the bus, random passerbys - there are fat people there. usually often. but when you look at Any form of media - movies, tv shows, video games, books are more complicated as not a visual medium but there too, fat people are almost nonexistent. one fat person for the whole movie. one fat person in the background of your fictional city. this is so insanely unrealistic but at the same time nobody comments on this and "we" accept it as normal!! and then people even think their own fatness makes them into some rare failure instead of one of the incredibly common body situations. crazy

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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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