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stickaneedle · 5 years
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im still mad about what the hush movie did to riddler, reason #57384: they had a design that flawlessly blended “he’s the dumbest most stupid baby and i want to protect him” and “he’s an insufferable bastard and i want to break his nose” and then they RUINED IT
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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good morning. u know when tommy gets mistaken for bruce wayne in the most inconvenient way possible and he tries to tell them he’s somebody else and they don’t believe him? that’s priceless and i love it
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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roguesgalleried replied to your post: not to be a feral little lesbian but who’s gonna...
(jane doe vc) adopt me or i’ll cut ur face off again
(tommy smelliot vc) sorry i don’t speak poor person
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❝ it should have been you. you hear me? you. not her. ❞ from scarface : )
tommy elliot doesn’t care much about the sad fates of others. fate laughed at him time and time again, after all, and it taught him plenty of lessons– bitter ones, painful ones, but lessons nonetheless. he learned to take care of himself. he learned to thrive. and if his survival comes at the expense of other peoples’ lives, well, that’s war, isn’t it. that’s all life is anymore for him: a never-ending personal war.
(he who wishes to fight must first count the cost. sun tzu, the art of war. he had it memorized by the time he was eight. mother made sure of that.)
he was always like this– or wasn’t he? it’s difficult to make sense of. it doesn’t cause him turmoil; he’s well beyond that now. he doesn’t regret, he doesn’t anguish, he doesn’t care for anyone or anything except his own ends. he feels no burden of responsibility for the hurt he knows he’s caused. nothing for killing his father; nothing for killing his mother. nothing for killing anyone else. nobody ever regretted or anguished or cared over him, after all.
but didn’t peyton riley care?
he goes back and forth on that a lot. he’d never tell her, because he promised if he ever saw her again he’d hurt her so bad–, but it’s true. on the one hand, he’s absolutely certain she would have betrayed him eventually: turned him in to the police, or maybe tried to kill him and keep the elliot fortune for herself. on the other hand, why would she? he thinks about that. he thinks about the motivations and the outcomes and the stakes, and the drop in his gut when he looked up from his mother’s corpse and saw peyton watching him, and the way his heart jumped a mile a minute when she said she would take care of it. she lied for him that day. she watched him kill his own mother and she didn’t bat an eye and she lied for him and she killed for him. and that moment, that split second when he realized she was no stranger to violence, that she would not ask him to be something he was not– that was the moment he knew they were doomed. there can be no trust between those who share secrets: there is always one or another who desires to be free of it, to no longer rely on the mercy of their partner. and, of course, it’s far easier for two people to keep a secret when one of them is dead.
(no one loves the man whom he fears. aristotle. he knew it by five.)
within five minutes of marla elliot’s tragic death, her lawyer had been murdered, and the will she had revised to leave tommy penniless was burning. within ten minutes, tommy called an ambulance and tearfully explained how marla had fallen and crushed her windpipe on the bedside table. within an hour, the happy couple were picking honeymoon destinations.
was that love? was that care? did he ever really feel anything for peyton, or was she just the first person to feel anything for him? he goes back and forth on that a lot.
he doesn’t regret leaving her. he doesn’t regret making them enemies. but the thought that he could be even a tiny bit responsible for the way she is now…
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“plenty of things should have happened to me that didn’t.”
did he love her? does he still? could he ever? or was she just pretty and useful and lonely like he was? couldn’t she have been both? would they have been happy? or would they have ended up like their parents, drunk and shouting and dead too early because they deserved it? he wants to touch her face. pull her eyes to him. see what happens to her when he does. he’s always the surgeon, dissecting everything and everyone.
“should i apologize?” he tilts his head when he looks at her, takes in the familiar slope of her hair, the way her mouth sits, the color of her eyes. there’s nothing in his voice– it’s an honest question, but indifferent, even cruel. he could apologize, but would he mean it? and would she even believe him if he did?
(you know i love you. peyton riley, cafe date.)
“it wouldn’t change anything if i did.”
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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not to be a feral little lesbian but who’s gonna take one for the team and make tommy submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known and caring for someone and wanting to protect them etc. etc. etc.
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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god of war (2018) starters
❝  long way from home, aren’t you?  ❞ ❝  why do you even care? you could have just walked away.  ❞ ❝  i almost feel bad for you.  ❞ ❝  i can tell you a thing or two about family matters.  ❞      ❝  lucky for you, my schedule���s wide open.  ❞ ❝  they’re gonna be sorry they picked this fight.  ❞ ❝  i heard you. it’s not up for discussion.  ❞ ❝  i will rain down agony, every possible violation, upon you.  ❞ ❝  um, alright…that hurt a little.  ❞ ❝  you think you understand, but you don’t.  ❞ ❝  didn’t you hear that? voices. it felt…evil.  ❞ ❝  you do not want this fight.  ❞ ❝  truth is more important than kindness.  ❞ ❝  i know every corner of these lands, every language spoken, every war waged, every deal struck.  ❞ ❝  it should have been you. you hear me? you. not her.  ❞ ❝  only use this as a last resort.  ❞ ❝  deny it all you want, but you saved me.  ❞ ❝  you don’t want me and you never will.  ❞ ❝  they do not stop us, so they do not concern us.  ❞ ❝  only time you talk to me is when you need something.  ❞ ❝  that doesn’t mean you should lie to your friends or family.  ❞ ❝  will i see you again?  ❞ ❝  don’t leave me alone ever again.  ❞      ❝  you see in the eyes of a child.  ❞ ❝  i know you hate gods but you really can’t stay away from them, can you?  ❞ ❝  you are in your head. let it go.  ❞ ❝  it is wise to be discreet.  ❞ ❝  you are right…i do not believe you.  ❞ ❝  the power of any weapon comes from your heart…but only when tempered by your head.  ❞ ❝  wow, you’re so stupid. that your father’s doing? or your mother’s?  ❞ ❝  will we see people on the road? friendly? will they try to rob us?  ❞ ❝  smells like rotting eggs. is it still good?  ❞ ❝  you’ve only killed those deserving, right?  ❞ ❝  you’re sounding more like your father by the minute.  ❞ ❝  that thing was trying to kill us. it’s not like you don’t get angry in a fight.  ❞ ❝  leave. my. home.  ❞ ❝  you killed against my wishes.  ❞ ❝  it’s all you talk about, over and over. do something about it or shut up.  ❞ ❝  behind you, watch out!  ❞ ❝  don’t know, don’t care.  ❞ ❝  this used to be a challenge.  ❞ ❝  this place feels like a prison.  ❞ ❝  it feels like something is waiting for us down here.  ❞ ❝  don’t be sorry. be better.  ❞ ❝  kill for survival, not for indulgence.  ❞ ❝  can’t believe you’ve lasted this long.  ❞ ❝  in war, a soldier sees beauty in the blood of his enemy.  ❞ ❝  the winds of fate have given us a strange coincidence.  ❞ ❝  close your heart to their desperation. close your heart to their suffering.  ❞ ❝  you’ve had to kill people before, haven’t you? you’re used to it.  ❞ ❝  why do you say nothing?  ❞ ❝  you’ve seen it with your own eyes. you can’t hurt me. nothing can.  ❞ ❝  anger can be a weapon if you control it.  ❞ ❝  whatever it is you seek, i do not have it. you should move on.  ❞ ❝  when they find you - and they will - they’ll make things difficult.  ❞ ❝  there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: you cannot change.  ❞ ❝  only time you talk to me is when you need something.  ❞ ❝  we do what me must to survive.  ❞ ❝  follow down this path and head for daylight.  ❞ ❝  heh. thought you’d be bigger.  ❞ ❝  you have a knack for ominous statemants.  ❞ ❝  just tell me what i want to know! no need for this to get bloody.  ❞ ❝  we all gotta take responsibility sometime, huh?  ❞ ❝  that was a waste of a perfectly good apple.  ❞ ❝  you think i’m weak, because i’m not like you.  ❞ ❝  but…you told me never to go down there.  ❞ ❝  you know, i really hoped i’d never see this place again.  ❞ ❝  until our journey is over, one of us must remain focused.   ❞ ❝  you must be better than me. understand?  ❞ ❝  did something change? the forest feels different now.  ❞ ❝  with power comes a big choice. you serve yourself or you serve others.  ❞ ❝  do not mistake my silence for lack of grief.  ❞ ❝  we are not men. we are more than that.  ❞ ❝  i know i was never what you wanted.  ❞ ❝  mourn how you wish. leave me to my own.  ❞ ❝  hurry! i’m slipping.  ❞ ❝  do not allow yourself to feel for them. they do not feel for you.  ❞ ❝  do not concern yourself with what might be. focus on what is.  ❞ ❝  we do as we please. no excuses.  ❞ ❝  your father can kill. are you going to be able to do that?  ❞ ❝  accuracy over speed.  ❞ ❝  you left me here. again. why don’t you care?  ❞ ❝  what, you want a hug?  ❞ ❝  finish what you started.  ❞ ❝  you know, for someone so strong, you worry a lot.  ❞ ❝  you are hunting deer - not chasing it.  ❞ ❝  i don’t know you and you don’t know me… don’t seem to want to.  ❞ ❝  killing animals i get. they’re food. but people… they’re just trying to survive too.  ❞ ❝  do you hear that? it sounds like someone screaming.  ❞ ❝  i’m going to cut off your head now.  ❞ ❝  it’s…it’s still alive.  ❞ ❝  we are here because of you. never forget that.  ❞ ❝  do not speak again.  ❞ ❝  your anger…you can get lost in it.  ❞ ❝  you don’t have to be the smartest man in the world to see that.  ❞ ❝  we’ve come so far. there has to be a way.  ❞ ❝  don’t you see? they never gave up hope. and neither should we.  ❞ ❝  you can change your path. it’s not too late.  ❞ ❝  i’ve been to many strange places… but this is a new one.  ❞ ❝  oh, cut it out, princess. you’re gonna get me all weepy.  ❞ ❝  you are too quick to temper. you a rash, insubordinate and out of control.  ❞ ❝  the path ahead is difficult and you are not ready.  ❞ ❝  you are not ready - stay back.  ❞ ❝  think i’m afraid of you?! you’re nothing to me.  ❞ ❝  stay by me. touch nothing.  ❞ ❝  you were gone for so long i thought that you…  ❞      ❝  you will always be a monster.  ❞ ❝  look at me! look at me!  ❞ ❝  you are going to have to kill me for that to happen.  ❞ ❝  can you kill something that big?  ❞ ❝  on our journey we will be attacked by all manner of creature.  ❞ ❝  so we’re gonna go toward the creepy singing?  ❞ ❝  why are there two beds in there?  ❞ ❝  slow down. your haste will cost us.  ❞ ❝  i warned you. you would not listen.  ❞ ❝  no, wait…i’m not giving up. i just…have to catch my breath.  ❞ ❝  well, this is it. it’s been an honor.  ❞ ❝  you left me alone to fight.  ❞ ❝  are you the last of your family too?  ❞ ❝  my mother made it for me.  ❞ ❝  fight until we stop or we are dead.  ❞ ❝  the last in his realm of all this kind and you shoot him.  ❞ ❝  come. no looking back now.  ❞ ❝  you’re more concerned with their safety than our goal.  ❞ ❝  i don’t think we’re supposed to be in here.  ❞    ❝  i’m…sorry for your loss.  ❞ ❝  i hoped that’d you, out of all the people i’ve faced, would make me feel something.  ❞ ❝  slow and old. you should never have come here.  ❞ ❝  that bow’s a little big for you, isn’t it?  ❞ ❝  earlier you said people might kill us. i’ll kill them if they try.  ❞ ❝  pain we endure. faulty weaponry we do not.  ❞ ❝  let me guess…you’re gonna be smug and say we shouldn’t have got involved.  ❞ ❝  no. you’ve been gone a long, long time!  ❞ ❝  if you try, i’ll try.  ❞ ❝  wow, uh…that was something, that fight.  ❞ ❝  you did not think it was important to tell me?  ❞ ❝  death suits you better.  ❞ ❝  is it dishonorable to grow old?  ❞ ❝  so unclean. so, so unclean.  ❞ ❝  you won’t stop me.  ❞ ❝  and i thought my family was fucked up.  ❞ ❝  i’m strong. i’m smart. i’m not what you think i am.  ❞ ❝  when i require your counsel, i will ask.  ❞ ❝  don’t you know when to give up?  ❞ ❝  listen to me. i can help.  ❞ ❝  you’ve taught me so much. let me teach you something.  ❞ ❝  okay. there are a few gaps in my knowledge.  ❞ ❝  the path you walk. vengeance. you will find no peace.  ❞ ❝  you know i love you. you just can be better. i know you can be.  ❞ ❝  let them go. take me instead.  ❞ ❝  i’ve never felt more alive.  ❞ ❝  no…you’re bleeding.  ❞ ❝  do you have any idea, any idea at all, what you have cost me?  ❞ ❝  i used to dream about getting eaten.  ❞ ❝  relax. do not think of it as an animal. it is simply a target.  ❞ ❝  try to find forgiveness, and we can start something new.  ❞ ❝  there is much about me i won’t have you know.  ❞ ❝  have you ever heard the term “tempting fate?”  ❞ ❝  your memory was a comfort in dark times.  ❞ ❝  she meant more to me than you anyway.  ❞ ❝  you are not yourself.  ❞ ❝  if seeing me dead will make things right, i won’t stop you.  ❞ ❝  i’d bow if i could, your majesty.  ❞ ❝  then we will go home. to give up this easily, so close to the start…  ❞ ❝  only fire when i tell you to fire.  ❞ ❝  not my blood.  ❞ ❝ nobody’s killed a dragon for hundreds of years.  ❞ ❝  are they dead…? oh! not dead! not dead!  ❞ ❝  a dangerous beast. we’ll take him down together.  ❞
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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@clownin
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he hates pink. he hates glitter. he hates unicorns and rainbow clouds and twinkly stars and all that dumb shit that every store is overflowing with. mostly, though, he hates harley quinn... and harley quinn loves all of that.
“you throw confetti and i’ll break your wrist, harley.”
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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@roguesgalleried / clayface!
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“you know no one is going to believe you, right?”
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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ANYWAY… who wants a starter
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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the only consolation is that in the two (2) scenes tommy was actually in the movie he did the most valid and relatable things ever which were
chug two whiskeys alone when his friends ditched him at a party
“aw bruce it was the least i could do after all those times i left you hanging. OH WAIT”
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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ANYWAY... who wants a starter
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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paola you are blocked reported doxxed and cancelled
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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I WANTED MY PARENTS TO DIE, BRUCE... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU WERE TO BE AN ORPHAN.   /   comics canon only. by piri.
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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everyone who tries to say the riddler is a scary dude who needs to be taken seriously owes me $200 and a formal apology letter
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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god not to be emo and gay but “i wonder if your therapist knows everything about me” has big tommy energy and every time i hear it i feel like im getting punched in the gut lmao
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stickaneedle · 5 years
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sup. im gonna get back on here out of pure rage at the hush movie
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