stickia404
stickia404
Hello Figure In the Void!
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stickia404 · 3 hours ago
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sends me into the stratosphere every time
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stickia404 · 3 hours ago
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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
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stickia404 · 3 hours ago
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What could this strangely shaped package be?...
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Hitting the gym (AC6) (for Make a Terrible Comic Day 2025)
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stickia404 · 4 hours ago
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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War
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stickia404 · 4 hours ago
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PSA (public sippy announcement)
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stickia404 · 5 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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stickia404 · 6 hours ago
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(via $4.6 billion and 40,000 jobs lost—thanks to the artistry of our politicians. : r/clevercomebacks)
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the hero’s journey
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Jimmy wants to give u a kiss
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stickia404 · 7 hours ago
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Doc has a hard time comprehending Cleo being non-binary. Not because he's a bigot but because he replaced part of his brain with a computer ten years ago and now can literally only think in binary.
STOP THATS SO FUNNY ASDFGLKGFS
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stickia404 · 9 hours ago
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Krusie anniversary (and Ralsei)
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stickia404 · 10 hours ago
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What
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stickia404 · 11 hours ago
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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