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Therapy is risky because sometimes they'll just ask you their standard "why can't you, though", and you think you're making some good point by saying something like "well if I don't do anything with my life then what's the point of being alive in the first place" and your therapist gets that look on their face and you immediately realise that your dumb ass just got caught, pinned to the ground with your stupid-ass neck between the spikes of a pitchfork, and you are not going to wiggle out of there before you two unpack what the fuck you just said.

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x

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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

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Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

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Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

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good to know you think a catholic saying a homophobic slur is funny

If some old bitch in wizard robes calls me a faggot im laughing at them lol.

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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I love when I reblog something and immediately a mutual or follower likes it. It’s like yeah we ARE on tumblr at the same exact moment we ARE sitting next to each other in the library showing each other memes

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Very excited for this ngl

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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer