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You have lived for months as a “pet” to a cruel vampire, and it has been miserable. You’ve nearly resigned to your fate when two new vampires show up to the residence claiming to be from VETH (Vampires for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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Can we escape god?
no but he doesn’t mind if you wriggle a little
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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i can’t wait to go home (is home but it doesn’t quite feel right)
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.
#whole walk to ceramics class today i chanted at myself#its ok to be bad at things#it's about having a new outlet for my creativity#nobody is grading me
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