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why'd the escapees decorate the walls like a Left4Dead level
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save a horse ride a you?
Nothing can save a horse
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in the cuck chair with opera glasses and a big foam finger
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You have lived for months as a “pet” to a cruel vampire, and it has been miserable. You’ve nearly resigned to your fate when two new vampires show up to the residence claiming to be from VETH (Vampires for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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Can we escape god?
no but he doesn’t mind if you wriggle a little
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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