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DO you have a favorite disney movie

The Little Mermaid!

I remember the time I learned there’s a written version as well. Not as fun. Ariel deserves a happy ending

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So tell us the truth: how big is it?

Ask me again on Grindr

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Do you have any funny stories from when you were growing up?

So you need the full context here. My dad is the local Sheriff of a relatively small town that’s by this huge forest area. My hometown also has an unusually high homicide rate. You might be thinking “Stiles that’s horrifying” but solving murder cases is how I got noticed when applying for college for the FBI (also helps that my bff’s dad already works there)

So back when I was like sixteen, I decided to go looking for a dead body in the woods to help my dad on a case. Brought my bff with me too! Scott wasn’t as into it as I was, but I got him to humor me. Two bros going adventuring into the night, bromance of the century

That’s the night Scott became Batman. If Batman were a werewolf. I’m allowed to mention that now since, well, you know how it is these days

Which means I’m part of Batman’s origin story. Pretty funny if you think about it. I mean the therapy costs aren’t as funny but you dont become a superhero story without a few horrors over your shoulder amirite

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Fav meme formats?

Fuck man you just made me scroll through an album of like 5,629 saved memes. This is worse than trying to pick a child!

Here, have the last one I saved while researching meme formats for the last thirty minutes

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Favorite Subject?

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if you had the chance to sleep with any one (1) guy you personally know, who would it be?

Joke’s on you, I already got rejected by him

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Is it really your mission in life to make sure everyone watches Star Wars?

Only the first three! I’m a saint

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what are you studying

Your mom 🤟🏻

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Classes are so fucking boring. AMA