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3 equally serious gunslingers

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jester “uses her left over spells to message everyone she’s ever met” lavorre VS imogen “won’t even message her own father” temult. laura bailey has. the. RANGE.

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something about the ruidus situation is so… strangely familiar…. hmm … i cant put my finger on it

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first of the prompt fills up, was keen to do this one in a pose referenced from that  J.C Leyendecker piece i posted the other day.

for @astoriacolumnstaircase​ who not only does amazing writing that you should definitely check out, but draws too.

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he can’t even be mad at her for it

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What do you have to say for yourself

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just passing by to say that right now essek thelyss is having a great time labeling all his food with his roomate and boyfriend caleb widogast just two lovers having the greatest of times

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Imagine Caleb slapping a label on Essek. The label just having his name on it.

“You said to label what was mine, did you not schatz?”

It becomes a game of who can sneakily attach their respective labels onto the other and see how long it take the other to notice.

Caleb went a full lecture before noticing Essek had stuck one on his coat. Verin pulled one off of Essek’s earring during their annual check ins which led to a very awkward convo about introducing him to the wizard he was courting. Essek once stuck a bunch on Caleb while he was sleeping. They most definitely have used magic to sneak on onto the other. Beau keeps the scoreboard, they go Jester to settle technicalities in scoring.

And one day…..when they get married, Essek changes his labels to “Essek Widogast”.

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“Do you want to talk about it—”

“No”

ref:

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I think the funniest thing that came out of this episode is the casual lore drop that Ira has no fucking money and has to do odd jobs to fund his research projects and that he has been doing this for DECADES. Like this goddamn fey creature who looks like a nine foot tall Jack Skellington cosplayer stumbles into the material plane and even he’s affected by the job crisis.

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I don't know how we ended up with the 4 Sided Dive guests writing fanfiction about Caleb and Essek Marie Kondo-ing their home, but I'm not mad about it.

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this is how Essek Nation lives we just get a crumb or two every few months and it sustains us like a buffet.

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Matt, in Essek’s voice: “does this bring you joy?”

Me: yes 🥺

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Modern au

They’re discussing classic literature pls don’t interrupt them

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one day I’m going to draw someone other than Percy, but that day is definitely not today

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Ruidus born babe

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It’s Mollymauk missing hours 💜