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You are often in the park, and there's this old man sitting on the same bench every time. He has some interesting stories to tell, but only after he died you learn his secret: He was a retired crime boss, and he left you a fortune.

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Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.

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All you need is a lil bit of crazy and lot more of craziness and you'll be good to go :)

So I wanna be a part of these Tumblr inside joke things

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everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Ice cream cake 🌨️ 🍨 🎂

Part of my water cake series

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The king, after hearing the prophecy about a child fated to depose them, decided to just let the events play out without interfering.

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When men say (scream)," YOU'RE BEING TOO EMOTIONAL!", it gives the same vibes as when Dumbledore said calmly ," HARRY, DIJAPUTYONAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIYAA?"

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how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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You’re a non-Human hiding among Humans. One of them has been covering your tracks, but gives plausible alibis and acts as though they are unaware of your true nature. You confront them.

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word for the day: scwoonga - meaning to scwoonga

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“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”