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I’m a big fan of when Jake and Princess Bubblegum act like Finn’s divorced parents who are trying their best to figure out how to co-parent their troubled teenager

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There sure are a lot of internet posts that amount to "thank God someone was abused, their abuser's tv show annoyed me. I'm so glad a real person got hurt so we can cancel this celebrity I found tiring. I was really hoping people I never met would turn out to have suffered in a way that would vindicate my media tastes"

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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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Only day you can reblog this

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Hey, don’t cry. Nipple piercings visible through shirts. Okay?

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cbt doesn't work on me bc I don't have thoughts

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Hey I saw you use the word "transsexuals" on one of your (gorgeous) pieces. I've been taught that's an outdated term, but I'm cis so it's not my place to say. Could you talk about what that word means to you?

think it has a swagful ring to it

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hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

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God it sucks that clickbait sites will write whole articles about how some beloved piece of media is “problematic” just for hits and then it just feeds into the culture war. You get tweets about how “the liberals” are “cancelling” yet another thing and sir I guarantee absolutely no one actually cares about this. The writer acted like it in order to make you rage-read. You practically let them milk you.

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just a guy, a fella, a pal

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I;m thinking about thos Trolls

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Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you’re nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you’re using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you’re using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren’t constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I’m sorry I know it hurts I’m guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

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since halloween’s right around the corner here’s a reminder from your local Jewish Person to not dress up in antisemitic caricatures ie as a stereotypical jew (big nose, yalmulke, payot, dark curly hair, etc), it’s not funny and it’s incredibly offensive. my people are not costumes and neither is our culture.