9 year old middle aged man livin it up just ok
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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
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I Can do this too
The unique thing about an armadillo is that it is an animal that can both scamper and trundle
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coming over and shedding half of my hair all over your bed and couch and everything to mark my territory
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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
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can i bap you with my paws and be really annoying
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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
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writing a callout post for our cat:
invading queer spaces (the dining room table)
refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)
harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)
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i think having a little kitty cat walking around the house at all times is important
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Chillin with a Philly style
[ID: a photo of an orange cat reclining on his back edited to look like he is holding a Blue Moon Beer and a Phillies cap]
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