anon i think im in love with you
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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You’ve just figured out what the bad guy’s plans are because you were accidentally added to their group chat. You’ll go out and stop them, but reading through the group chat couldn’t hurt, right?
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Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z
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this animal
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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.
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i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
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