stinkylittlebastardboy

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There is something spiritually evil happening inside of trader joes

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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

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superman the type of guy to say "why i oughta"

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Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

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Trying to watch porn but a flayed skull keeps screaming the exact date of my death at me and it's really taking me out of the mood

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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what’s your masturbating process

what are the tools and the ways

Hammer and nails

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“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

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My friend just responded to something with "that filled my pregnancy meter a little" ????????????????????

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it’s always “ily” and never “idciysidciyciwkyeiywd”