I鈥檓 an adult, I use any pronouns, my last blog just got nuked so this is me clawing my way up from the grave tiredly and slightly pissed off
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how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days
#yeah sorry for the messages I鈥檝e inevitably missed and won鈥檛 notice for days#I get a fair amount of dms and I don鈥檛 check them much sooooo
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do you think the riddlers cock is shaped like a question mark
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If I lived in Innsmouth you know I'd have a hat that says "fish want me, women fear me"
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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everyone's secret pinterest boards and private spotify playlists and deleted posts and dms and browser history and location and birth certificate and the inside of their house should be available to me for free whenever i want. i'm not going to do anything malicious with the information i just want to see
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@certified-door-posts



#I know I鈥檝e tagged u like three times today but I don鈥檛 know anyone else who is as excited about doors as me#And I鈥檝e gotta show these to SOMEONE#art
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Electricity has a sound and water has a taste. I don't care what allistic people tell me. I deeply know this to be true.
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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil
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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil
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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil
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The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".
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