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are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

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you're gonna let a guy with dune 2021 midsommar and lalaland in his top 4 speak to you like that?

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conversations with my sisters cat

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beast that knows no rest

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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

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[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]

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its kinda wild that ive probably had this blog for a decade or longer (i dont remember when i made this account. it legit was originally a st jimmy rp blog holy shit) nd i met so many different ppl on here nd subsequently have drifted outta tumblr for years nd then come back in spurts. shits changed here nd its not all bad but theres so much new shit i dont even want to begin to understand. i am just here to reblog some funnees. that nd still lose my shit in the tags

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they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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Million dollar idea

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if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm

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many will tell you that the dog motif is passé and cliché and overdone . don't listen to them. keep chaining that fictional man to a fence

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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Gay Times: The Power Issue (2025) photos by @lindsayperryman from their series Tops, a photo series and film capturing moments of life after top surgery

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