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what's yoru favourite pokemon small man?

...my favorite what?

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Do you have any friends small man

[he spits.] who's asking?

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shrimps is buges

uh... this might be true, actually. there are tons of bugs that live in the water and shit, right? because now that i'm thinking about it, shrimp aren't really fish, either...

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You get a pale, and you get a pale, and you get a pale.

what the fuck are you talking about? are you in one of those... pale cults? i don't want any part of that. scram.

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bro think shrimp aren't animals smh

What part of Elysium are you from, small man

they're not. i hate you. i'm not answering anymore questions.

......but i'm from revachol. i haven't been anywhere else.

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what happened to your knuckles?

just busted them up a bit in a fight. it happens... you should see the other guy, haha.

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Guess what? Guess what small man? Guess what?

Cats. Aren't. Animals.

YES THEY FUCKING AREEE... I'M NOT STUPID...

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SHRIMP ARE??? you know what, what's your favorite animal.

shrimp aren't animals they're fucking fish or something. i like real animals. like cats.

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I didn't do it that time, small man.

U should totally whittle like, a small shrimp

are shrimp even animals?? go fuck yourself

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What do you whittle small man?

..........animals.

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got a favorite hobby, small man?

...my new favorite hobby's gonna be kicking your ass if you call me that again. in the meantime, it's... uh... i dunno. whittling..?

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the short, sturdy-looking man is sitting sideways on a street bench, focused on wrapping his bloodied knuckles with gauze. he freezes as you approach him, glaring as if this isn't public property he's stationed himself on. "uh? can i help you?"