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OPEN:N.“Sock”Sowachowski v;any

               🔪* — ˗ˏˋ     “ I don't identify as ‘male’ or ‘female’. I identify as a warning. ”

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send 🔪 to encounter my muse after they've just killed someone

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i will not apologize for how fucked up south park jonathan accidentally became. /lh

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@multibg [ stan & jonathan ] : “I won’t kick you out this time. I will make fun of you, though.” dumb quotes 2021 ─── always accepting

               🎧* — ˗ˏˋ     “ You really won't kick me out? ” There's a smirk on his face, sure, but Jonathan couldn't help but expect having to go home afterwards. Still a bit reluctant, he sighed, reaching to dig through his messenger bag, just to quickly pull out a notebook.

“ Alright, alright. But go easy on me, at least. ” It took a minute of flipping through the pages to find what he was looking for ― chicken - scratch handwriting, scrawled across the page like it was written in a hurry. The notebook is then folded to keep the page, then handed over to Stan.

The words written, of course, were meant to be lyrics, or a poem, or some kind of similar concept. But, frankly, the composition was... extremely mediocre. It clearly portrayed the negative thinking that tended to plague Jon's mind, but what might be metaphors didn't make sense, none of the rhymes were clever, the whole, uh... song? poem? was just not all that good.

But still, Jonathan waited, almost with baited breath, for Stan's critique. “ ...So? What'cha think? ”

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dumb things my friends and I have said!

newer and better edition, ft. 2021! apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warnings for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)

“I don’t know about bomb stuff.”

“We’re not going to Pavlov my girlfriend.”

“We become heathens when we enter the doors of the shopping mall.”

“No, it’s give a girl head, it’s not a slur.”

“I’m white and privileged. Give me a kiss.”

“‘You gotta have a little bit of faith.’ I don’t believe in God!”

“Four dollar fries. I am no longer asking.”

“Would you like me to call you a bitch or a bastard?”

“It’s not like your nipples are gonna stiffen up when you die.”

“Like, people hear my dumbass voice saying some stupid shit, and they’re like, “Oh, time to punch (Name).””

“DO YOU FUCKING SEE IT, RAT BASTARD? OH MY GOD.”

“I went to counseling to be a fun drunk.”

“YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HUNGRY.”

“Damn, you are sluttin’ it on stage!”

“Girl you are fisting his god damn throat.”

“No, I don’t go out by myself. I’d get hatecrimed.”

“…I forgot bugs existed.”

“I’m sorry I can’t be your Burger King.”

“Here’s another curse! May all your bacon burn.”

“You should make these so you could stab someone festively.”

“I’m gay, I don’t have to learn how to fix a car.”

“You don’t fuck the bread. You put the bread in the cart and chop down rain forests.”

“You are worth more than chicken nuggets to me.”

“I won’t kick you out this time. I will make fun of you, though.”

“I’ll make a blood sacrifice here in a minute.”

“I’m glad she used your actions against you.”

“If you vibe with identifying as a horse, I wouldn’t care.”

“What if we got hatecrimed together and then became stars?”

“You WILL have a happy birthday. This is a threat.”

“I’m not your lotion slave.”

“I can’t believe we’re getting killed by rats.”

“Best method acting technique? Just be gay.”

“Should I wear thigh highs? What a stupid fuckin’ question, the answer’s always yes.”

“Please do not fuck the flying horse.”

“It tastes like a sexy battery.”

“Get you a man who can do both. Get me. I can do both.”

“Just slap some ganja on there bucko, you won’t feel a thing in no time.”

“Sweetie, that is quite possibly the gayest stance you could have posed with.”

“I hate to break it to you, but lawyers swear a LOT.”

“I didn’t know brainrot was contagious.”

“Is it gay to kill another man with your bare hands?”

“What an asshole. Rear end him right now.”

“You need to scrape your knees too, bitch.”

“Nobody needs an alcohol enema.”

“You’re dressed nicely for a manwhore!”

“I diagnose you with narcissist.”

“All words are made of letters, dickhead.”

“Food wakes me up even if I’m not eating it.”

“I’m convinced people in (location) don’t know how to do math.”

“I hate to break it to you, but porpoises and dolphins are different creatures.”

“If I wanted to date someone made of bones, I would’ve bought a skeleton from the Halloween store.”

“I love the tiddies out, nipples in look.”

“I am one with the gutter gators.”

“It’s so Monday today.”

“Cocktails just make you gay.”

“Welcome to the office of wasting your time! I’ll be your girlboss this evening!”

“I’m glad that you think of me as your pet fucking rat.”

“It’s avant-garde. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that though.”

“The way I function… I’m constantly telling myself that everything I do is cringeworthy.”

“Your blood will be root beer in 10.”

“How strong are your arms to push this many words into my mouth.”

“I hate women, I do drugs, here’s how I scammed DoorDash.”

“You knew me best during college, was I a ho during college?”

“Your head looks like a science lab beaker.”

“If I get drunk, I get worse.”

“I put on the cat paws, you gotta do the ritual!”

“You’re so dramatic. Just choose to not die.”

“(Name) looks like a BITCH.”

“Do you know what red is? It’s a color, you silly little man.”

“I want my cherry, (NAME).”

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𝑖 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑦                                                       𝐢'𝐦 �� 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒓, 𝐢'𝐦 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕                                                                              𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝒚��𝒖 𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚

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thinking about mephistopheles being sp!sock's weird uncle who lives in denver. is this anything

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Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

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Things Muses Say when they’re not okay

“I’m okay.”

“Give me… give me a minute?” 

“Yeah, I’m… I’m, um….”

“How many people already know?”

“It’s fine.”

“It doesn’t hurt.”

“Shit.”

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t touch me!”

“Why do you think I know you?”

“I don’t know.”

“Ow.”

“Can we just… be together for a while?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“How do people just – keep going?”

“I’m on top of it.”

“It isn’t a problem.”

“You don’t have any reason to worry.”

“I think I need help.”

“Will you [comforting action]?”

“I thought I could handle it on my own.”

“I was wrong.”

“It just happens sometimes.”

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[…] death and madness fascinated me.

Jean-Paul Sartre, from ‘The Condemned of Altona’, tr. Sylvia & George Leeson

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thinking about mephistopheles being sp!sock's weird uncle who lives in denver. is this anything

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               🎧* — ˗ˏˋ     A hand dragged down Jonathan's face. Just how he'd gotten himself wrapped up in whatever these guys had going on, he had no clue. But, unfortunately, he was in it now and there was no backing down.

“ Yeah, I know what scary friends are like. ” Though he wouldn't mention exactly what he meant by that ― Jon's not entirely at liberty to say. “ There's no way we could just... knock? ”

A rhetorical question, since there didn't seem to be a car in the driveway. With a resigned sigh, Jonathan set his unfortunately bare hand on the doorknob. “ No, no, I'll do it... ”

Slowly, his hand tested the knob. Lo and behold. It turned.

“ Great, okay. Door's open. ” Fuck. He's actually, technically, breaking into a house. Okay. “ ...After you. ”

@monmuses / butters || continued

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The Mandela Catalogue Sentence Starters

“Don’t be afraid.”

“I bring good news of great joy.”

“News? For me?”

“Whatever God wants, I will do.”

“I will know their greatest fear.”

“Wake up, [Name].”

“I know everything about what makes you human.”

“I know what you love. I know what you dread.”

“Can’t you see? I deceived them.”

“My foolishness will be my legacy.”

“If there is a god, please help me.”

“If you see another person who looks identical to you, run away and hide.”

“These intelligent lifeforms utilise elements of psychological warfare to take advantage of their victims.”

“There’s not enough room for the two of us.”

“Know your enemy.”

“Hey, it’s [Name], I hope it’s not too late.”

“You know how I feel about your home.”

“Who are you? G-get away from me!”

“I do not want to see what is on the other side.”

“Uh oh! Bad decision, [Name]!”

“Nobody came for me.”

“Do not help, no matter how frantic their screams are.”

“Do not speak too much. You might accidentally reveal your fear.”

“Nothing is worth the risk.”

“Daddy didn’t tuck me in.”

“I was scared.”

“Then I saw the man in the corner.”

“And then I fell asleep.”

“I am inside your home.”

“They must recieve attention from us so that they know we love them too.”

“They exist on a different spectrum.”

“Please await further instruction.”

“Avoid opening your eyes.”

“Why do you try to escape what you fear?”

“When you see it, there is no return.”

“And no wonder! For Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.”

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i feel like....jonathan would hang out with the goth kids (but he would Not allow them to dress him up lmao) sock could probably vibe with butters and/or kenny but not the main four, maybe also with craig's gang if only to hang out with jimmy and/or tweek

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