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you used to have to keep fires going alllllll the time and i bet thats why theres always some dude at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going. instincts deep within their minds of a purpose long since lost

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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

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To all Americans out there:

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they should let you get xrays and mris just cause. i wanna see what my skelinton looks like. i wanna see my organs and shit

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being convinced your keys are in your backpack because when you shake it you can hear them but upon closer inspection it's just a really small foley artist imitating your keys with a piece of glass and a crumb

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just so we're clear, the rules are the same as last time. if I see a boop button, you're getting smacked. i don't care if i've ever seen you before in my life. this is a lawless land of boops all the way down

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happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

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To love life even when you have no stomach for it as they say!

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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

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Every time I get frustrated about not achieving everything I wanted to achieve by this age I think about the fact that the life that I currently live was unimaginable to 15 year old me!! She would be so happy!!!

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getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

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Your sense of self isn’t a static image, bro. It’s more like a climate or a biome. Both of which can shift in gradual ways over time or suddenly due to internal or external factors. Just check the weather report, man. Don’t try to force the sky to stay blue without clouds 24/7.

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are you cis or trans, and if trans are you transmasc or transfem? it doesnt say in your bio anywhere so i was just wondering

Does anyone remember when you weren't supposed to tell people online your personal info and it was weird and suspicious to ask for it I miss that sometimes

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warm winter tones