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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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Kiss thy knights

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when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

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you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

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love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

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Discovers horrendous bloody crimescene.

Gurathin: Was someone ill there?

(SecUnit: wAs sOMeOnE iLl THeRE?)

(Note to self: tell someone to tell Gurathin his vision augments need adjusting)

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I think this might be my new magnum opus

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by 浅目蛾雨@asamegasame

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found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

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person who reads 38,000 words of fanfiction in contemplative silence and only jumps in to comment lore nitpicking at chapter 11 I am hunting you down in a cornfield

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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A SMOKE has been added to your inventory.

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underrated funny part of system collapse is murderbot repeatedly being like 'no one knows wtf three wants to do ever because three doesn't know how to want things yet' but most of three's narration in network effect was 'i want to rescue murderbot. i want to do a good job rescuing murderbot. i hope i get a good grade in rescuing murderbot. i want to rescue murderbot so bad that im going to attempt to talk a terrifying murderous spaceship out of its plan for a planetary bombardment' mb just consistently says the most blatantly wrong shit about everyone it's ever met lmao