stolenvcard
stolenvcard
Oh, no, not a chance in Hell
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Yeah, I've heard you sing But it aint too well Heartfelt, yeah you meant so well Still your song's no good 'round here
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stolenvcard · 6 days ago
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‘A Dream only I have lived in’ pencils/acrylic on paper. Prints available link in bio 🌊
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stolenvcard · 26 days ago
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stolenvcard · 2 months ago
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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
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stolenvcard · 2 months ago
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trench warfare themed blowjob king?
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
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stolenvcard · 2 months ago
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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We need to elect a fuckable pope
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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slutty yoshi masterpost!
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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stolenvcard · 3 months ago
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stolenvcard · 4 months ago
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ummmm GET BOOB! 🪄✨
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stolenvcard · 4 months ago
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a rose! she says hi! and probably a few other things,
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stolenvcard · 4 months ago
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trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this
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stolenvcard · 4 months ago
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stolenvcard · 4 months ago
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"Butch Chanel" Wigstock, NYC, (1992) by Michael James O'Brien
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