Yeah, I've heard you sing But it aint too well Heartfelt, yeah you meant so well Still your song's no good 'round here
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man i wish i was like. coventionally attractive so i could sell nudes or shit online and make money that way vs working a dead end job 🤡
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I've never actually jacked off before I just said all that stuff for internet clout
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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*
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getting cum stains on the floor of the cellar cause I only jerk it in the depths of the cellar
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if everyone jacked off and came at the same time what would happen to the planet
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‘A Dream only I have lived in’ pencils/acrylic on paper. Prints available link in bio 🌊
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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
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trench warfare themed blowjob king?
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
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jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls
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