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easily my most old-man-yells-at-cloud opinion about tumblr is that username changes are bad and you shouldn't be allowed to do them. you should have to do what we did at the dawn of time which was pick a horrible internet handle between the ages of 11 to 15, make an unfortunate amount of friends under that name, and then accept you were simply going to be "scoobastank138" (from your love of btvs and 2000s "rock" "band" hoobastank and thinking multiplying 69 by 2 was clever) forever

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The last page of my sketchbook.

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final update from the last day of solo parenting: he's been going "WEE WOO" like a fucking siren every time i pick him up, and is sure to make it sound extra distressed when we're outside and someone could hear

just took a sip of a warm, flat, days-old diet coke that i left sitting out, then took a sip of today's diet coke only to see there was a bug crawling around on the can rim im not gonna fucking make it you guys

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this one is going to stay as a sketch because it's like making me cry 😩

(also everything in my house has fallen apart since my husband left including the internet so this is a picture of my tablet lmaooooo)

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people really oughtta shut up around me about "insert name here is worst bg3 companion" because some of y'all end up spoiling plot points, ruining my experience.

Anyways, enough ranting, enjoy this shitpost

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i did an extra classy four ounce pour

with the knowledge that i have for once been responsible and made myself drink a whole big glass of water, what should my "the kid is down for a nap" drink be

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with the knowledge that i have for once been responsible and made myself drink a whole big glass of water, what should my "the kid is down for a nap" drink be

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update on my fuckass kid: he made me carry him for half of our morning walk while gleefully repeating "it's hot!!" over and over and now he's trying to pour milk up his nose instead of drinking it

just took a sip of a warm, flat, days-old diet coke that i left sitting out, then took a sip of today's diet coke only to see there was a bug crawling around on the can rim im not gonna fucking make it you guys

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sitting here sobbing over the onesies episode of bluey that i've seen a dozen times because i'm a stable adult

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drawing them in a way that is already making me physically ill

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my ice-cold beloved

just took a sip of a warm, flat, days-old diet coke that i left sitting out, then took a sip of today's diet coke only to see there was a bug crawling around on the can rim im not gonna fucking make it you guys

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OH ALSO my toddler did this to an outlet in his room today mere hours after his dad, who could fix it no problem, left for a weekend trip

so like it's shaping up to be a great weekend

just took a sip of a warm, flat, days-old diet coke that i left sitting out, then took a sip of today's diet coke only to see there was a bug crawling around on the can rim im not gonna fucking make it you guys

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just took a sip of a warm, flat, days-old diet coke that i left sitting out, then took a sip of today's diet coke only to see there was a bug crawling around on the can rim im not gonna fucking make it you guys

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still working on the requests i've gotten!! i just needed to give myself a few days off to avoid burnout/draw my blorbos that i missed. expect a steady stream of beautiful tavs to start back up again soon 😤

if you sent me an ask for the palette challenge, i am working my way through them!! they're just taking longer than i thought they would because i'm genuinely having such a blast drawing people's tavs

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“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo 

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chapter 32 of wtrrl has needed so long to cook (and finally has a shape! finally!!!!!!), so i think i'm going to write a little interstitial chapter just to get the juices flowing and get something posted for the first time in like, six weeks. my only problem is ao3 is a butthead about chapter names, so the short chapter will become chapter 32 against my will