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can I request a timives. pleek.

Ya

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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jukkapaa

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To the temple in the woods

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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youre not yaoiful at all

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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Dick: Tim that cut will get infected, you don’t have a spleen and the clench really screwed with you’re immune system, you need these antibiotics

Tim, a bisexual: no

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one of these days...

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Garak was late to lunch that day because he was building a bomb to destroy his shop. He was eating Delavian chocolates while he made it. He saw an assassin and knew for whom the bell tolled, but he still ate his chocolates, and he still went to lunch, just a little late. Because he was making a bomb to blow himself up with.

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i think my favourite horror trope is what i like to call "it gets better before it gets worse". the evil is seemingly defeated. the worst is apparently over. it was tough, and maybe you didn't all make it out in one piece, but you made it. except that you didn't. you're still infected, still marked. you bring the horror with you wherever you go. and there's no timeframe after which you can say you're safe with any certainty. it might lie dormant for years, just waiting for you to turn your back to it long enough to let it find you again. it knows your scent, now. it can hunt you down wherever you go.

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which is definitely not an omen

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Come on, Spock, what mysterious relative is it this time?

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!