stonedghostguy

[stonedghostguy]

shotgunning that turns into needy frantic kissing is the hottest thing btw

[stonedghostguy]

Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

[stonedghostguy]

if a boy has a hard time getting wet thats okay!! dont spend a bunch of money on lube, just get him high then eat him out over and over until hes a shaking mess and his cunt is covered with his own cum!! then he'll be wet enough to fuck as much as you want!!

[stonedghostguy]

i literally cant believe i went so long thinking i didnt like getting head??? my girlfriend ate me out last night and i almost came right then and there when she squeezed my thighs and called me a good boy before licking my tdick??? and thought i hated that???

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the way i wanna kneel on her bed and spread my thighs and hit my pen while she plays with my tdick

like i get so horny when im high, itd be perfect to have my girlfriend there to take care of her pretty little stoned puppy

[stonedghostguy]

stoned. got an instant throbbing boner as soon as i remembered the burger i have in the fridge for dinner. very gender affirming experience i think.

[stonedghostguy]

i love being a weird perverted transgender dogboy who’s basically trained to get hard every time i hit a dab pen

[stonedghostguy]

the way i need to get high with my girlfriend while wearing nothing but her hoodie and i start humping her cock while she pets my hair and calls me a good boy and i eventually give in to it and let her take over and fuck me properly bc im just her dumb little stoned puppy who needs her to take care of me and then we go get burger king i mean. uh. what. who said that.

[stonedghostguy]

the urge to do nothing but stay in a dark room and get high all day is so strong rn

[stonedghostguy]

if yall find my main account please literally never mention it ever 💀

[stonedghostguy]

gotta take this call real quick☎️🍃💨

[stonedghostguy]

i was out w one of my friends thrifting earlier and she took me to a bathroom stall to hit my cart and now im high as fuck in her car bro i have lip gloss stains on my cart from my friend whos just casually one of the prettiest girls ever?? i cant explain it but this is the most romantic friendship ever

what makes it better is that we'll never see each other as more than friends so we can just chill like this forever

[stonedghostguy]

[stonedghostguy]

standing in line at the pharmacy and reading the ingredients on different cough meds like the sunday newspaper

[stonedghostguy]

I LOVE SUBSTANCES 😍

[stonedghostguy]

[stonedghostguy]

posting every day i get high day oneee

ended up taking like 90mgs of gummy edibles and i feel so empty headed and floaty ahehehe (and unbearably horny and ready to be a perfect dog boy but weed just does that to you)