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TEXT⇨📧 RACHEL

MARLEY: Probably not as good as my mom's but I'll take your word for it. I...You promise I won't be all messed up or anything? Especially if I'm over there, I don't want your fathers to think poorly of me.

RACHEL: Definitely better than your mom's - they have chocolate chunks in them. I promise you'll be fine, no matter what. My dads are out of town this entire week anyway.

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FINN ↭ RACHEL

FINN: that sounds like a waste of a night

FINN: but like... i really don't have anything better to do

FINN: so i'll be there

FINN: do u really have a trampoline

RACHEL: waste of a night /and/ you don't have anything better to do?

RACHEL: are all of your nights a waste?

RACHEL: obviously I have a trampoline

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TEXT ⇄ FABERRY

[ a few hours later, after q gets home from practice, does her homework, and is ready to chill for the rest of the night ]

QUINN: And I told you in so many words to knock it off and you didn't.

RACHEL: because it was just. a. joke.

RACHEL: message heard loud and clear tho. I won't bug you.

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pokegirlxmarley:

I don’t know…Because I think you’re nice? They go hand in hand. It’s on PS4 so no I can’t bring it to school because we wouldn’t have a tv and also I don’t trust the other students not to ruin my things since it’s happened before. Plus school is for learning Rachel. Yes? Every game makes you fight them! And it sucks because I really like dragons so I don’t like killing them in every game. And that’s okay…I don’t care what people think about me, if I wanna like dragons then I’ll keep liking them

I’ll take nice. It’s at least better than ‘kind’ or ‘generous’, both of which feel untrue unless we’re talking about my sharing brownies with you. I’ll come to you at some point then. PS4 isn’t a console I have, so you know. Besides, I’d really just get high and watch you play. School is for learning? No way, that’s insane! Are you sure you don’t care what people think about you, Rose? I beg to differ.

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TEXT⇨📧 RACHEL

MARLEY: I do try to be knightly when I can be

MARLEY: Wait there's brownies?! ...Any movie I wanna watch without judgement or judgy comments the whole time?

RACHEL: Success.

RACHEL: There are such delicious brownies. If you eat one, I'll not even comment at all. I'll laugh only when it's appropriate and everything.

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FINN ↭ RACHEL

FINN: it's not a big deal

FINN: but yeah man up i guess

FINN: i could come over after work tonight

FINN: i'm off at 7:30

RACHEL: ...

RACHEL: cool.

RACHEL: we can get high on the trampoline and i'll laugh my ass off at how much of a 'man' you think you are

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qfabgay:

I can find myself a new favorite barista now, if need be, Quinnie. 

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TEXT⇨📧 RACHEL

MARLEY: I have some extra pairs, still in the packaging that you can use and have for future times.

Marley: I...It's probably the same as the me that was bouncing all over your bedroom because we were playing video games. I...Um, maybe.

RACHEL: Look at you, so chivalrous.

RACHEL: Maybe? Give me a yes to the brownies and I will watch any movie you ever want to watch. Nerdy or otherwise.

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FINN ↭ RACHEL

FINN: yeah, but getting stabbed would prob be better than dinner club Mulan

FINN: this is ridiculous

FINN: it's not a big deal so let's just do it

FINN: when are you free

RACHEL: fair point

RACHEL: wanna keep talking about how 'not big' of a deal it is or man up?

RACHEL: whenevs, my man.

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qfabgay:

Nevermind. The whole Quinnie thing makes my interest go from 100 to 0.

Oh, so I poked the bear? That was a little too easy. 

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skankymotta:

The people in this school are idiots… but I’m flattered? I can go to rehab for a day to make it worthwhile for you?

Did anyone actually sign it?

The real question is: Did you really think I made you a card for rehab? 

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pokegirlxmarley:

That’s good, I mean she’s really mean but I still wouldn’t wish for someone to get hurt. That sucks though, did you help them? It’s..a game. I think it would hurt your high brain too, but um next time we hang out or if you ever come over I’ll show you. It’s part of a series but the latest one just came out and it’s breathtakingly beautiful. So as you can imagine, that made the dragon even cooler! Except yesterday when I was playing I had to fight a different dragon! I don’t want to keep fighting them, I wanna be buds!

Did I help them clean up their store when I had no fault in the mess? No. I don’t know why you think I’m ever a good citizen. It’s a rare thing for me to help out most people. What console is this thing on? Can’t you just bring it to school so we can skip class and play it? So much more worth it that way. Are you groaning about wanting to be friends with the dragons? I swear, Marls, you’re really going to get this nerd reputation branded to you for life if you aren’t careful. 

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smythebastian:

Why wouldn’t you pull the camera out the second you saw her, though? You should have known something crazy would happen.

I highly doubt that. I’m an only child of wealthy parents. Money is no object.

Because maybe I’m not as attached to my cell phone as you or maybe I was just too high to put two and two together, Sebastian. 

Who says what I want is money?

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rydingtherails:

A deck is the part of a skateboard you stand on, the trucks are the metal parts that get bolted to the deck and have the wheels on ‘em. Haha, I’ll take that as a compliment. And, just to get the record straight, I don’t longboard. That’s like… lame skateboarding.

I mean... I’ll try to act like I’ll remember that for you. Truly. You could just get off your ass and teach me how to longboard, since you love it so much. Pretty sure I’d at least give you a laugh. 

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nerdybreemartin:

Oh she is, but it does get better or worse depending on the day.  It wouldn’t be just them, though, it’d be literally everyone she meets.

Well, fingers crossed none of them quit their jobs. Especially that blonde that looks a little too vacant when she’s stocking shelves. She’s the only saving grace when at the grocery store. 

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nerdybreemartin:

Oh gosh, that explains why she was in such a horrible mood today.  I wish I’d have seen it, but I don’t envy all the people who had to deal with her.

Isn’t she in a horrible mood everyday? The benefit is that I don’t work at the grocery store, so it wasn’t my job to listen to her bitch and moan. 

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pokegirlxmarley:

Was she okay though? And I feel bad for whoever had to pick them up and re-stack them since I’m sure she wouldn’t have done it. Um…I rescued a dragon in God of War, and to me that was incredibly exciting. So that was my one up dare attempt.

She was fine. I think the employees had a worse day than she did after that - not just because of setting the display back up. Talk about a monster of a human. What does that even mean, little lion? What is God of War? You’re hurting my too sober brain.