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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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CHAPPELL ROAN at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards

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#you tell 'em girl

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling!!

(now available as a sort-of-wallpaper and print~)

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“What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you’re in the right place? I actually used more colorful words than that,” Brett Elmore recounted to NBC News. “He said there’s wires all over the ground and the tower is gone.”

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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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