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You ever have a food you can only eat when you're stoned?

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After he nutt:

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This made the stoner in me jizz a bit

I don’t think I have enough kief

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my tv is 160 inches. porn is awkward.

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The worst thing that could ever happen

would be if everyone that you’ve ever thought of while masturbating, found out that you thought about them while masturbating.

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The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

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I wanna stop hating white people but they keep doing white things

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reblog this and i’ll admire how sexy your icon is

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I'm Alway Tired: A Memoir

When the alarm goes off:

In every class:

When I get home:

During naptime:

When I should be sleeping:

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Be careful what you wish for.

I asked for a wake and bake buddy.

Little did I know this guy smokes like 7 blunts a day and I'm a 2 blunt lightweight. I'm out of breath by the second blunt in one sitting.

It's all good though. I dont even count as a full head on a blunt to him so I'm just smoking copious ammounts of weed at this point. 

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If you're ever feeling stupid just know once I hid a nug from myself and forgot where I put it. It's been almost 2 months now.

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I get stoned and masturbate to candlelight.

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i like to read and smoke weed

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4:20 and I can't find my bong

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Mary Jane, Molly, and Lucy fucked Jack, Jim, and Jose.

It’s a hot six-some.