stoop-fairy

[stoop-fairy]

It’s not a want, it’s a NEED for part 3 on the twitter fic

So light yet SO entertaining

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

9.5/10

Would recommend

here it is !!!! don’t know if it’s exactly what you wanted or expected but i hope you like it

[stoop-fairy]

i wanna get him back ! grid smau

summary — in which your exes text you after seeing your thread (and replying to it)

content warnings — mild swearing. mentions of past relationships + breakups. food mentions. that’s it i think. who does she get back with? we’ll never know. i never thought i would be doing a part 3 tbh

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lando !

yuki !

max !

carlos !

lewis !

charles !

franco !

george !

oscar !

daniel !

[stoop-fairy]

i’ve heard all the bad news ! grid smau

summary — in which your ex boyfriends (and situationships) react to your tweets

content warnings — boring & lame. this was unnecessary but i wanted to. unfunny. i think that’s all! i found out how to put more than 10 pics like 3 days ago and im just so happy i wanna do a 100 of these.

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*translation: congrats, dumbass. you really ain’t shit.

[stoop-fairy]

bad reviews ! grid smau

summary — in which you post a thread to twitter ranking your exes like they’re amazon products!

content warnings — they’re not f1 drivers in this au!!! this is kinda (very) cringe but i do NOT care. some of these are very ooc and stereotypical (including the jobs) but it’s fiction sooo 🤷‍♀️ suggestive (?) no explicit content. mild language. kinda boring but idk i wanted to post something and this seemed like a good idea. title is inspired by sabrina but the post isn’t btw!!!

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[stoop-fairy]

“book trope” — ln4

summary — misunderstandings and happy endings

fc & cw — dina denoire. i don’t know anything about med school or med life in london!!! sorry. the pitt s2 i need u immediately. this is too meh but i wanted to post something. boring. cringe

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yourinsta when he was actually likable

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lando wow. unprovoked

yourinsta i meant it with love (kind of)

user the slow burn potential here is insane

maxfewtrell he was never likable actually

user how long have they known each other??

user they were practically raised together

carlossainz55 was he ever?

yourinsta sometimes!

lando what exactly have i ever done to you

yourinsta exist! ❤️

user childhood soulmates

user i would crash out if i was lando’s gf and had to deal with him having a girl best friend..

user good thing you’re not his gf then

danielricciardo oh little lando 🥹 he had hope back then

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yourinsta lazy daisy says hi!!

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user this post has no structure but i love her

user slide 6 would’ve been perfect if it weren’t for that woman,, izzie stevens stay AWAY 😭

yourinsta you will not hate on my baby in my own post ✋

lando i miss lazy daisy

yourinsta well she doesn’t miss you that’s for sure

oscarpiastri i just know lando lost

user she’s a doctor????

yourinsta yup! i’m an fy1 doctor

lilyzneimer i miss daisy!!! she should visit the paddock again

yourinsta she will!!! when her momma has some free time

user why is she so mean to lando?? wtf

user she’s his best friend she can treat him however she wants.. besides we don’t know how they get along in private

yourbff can i get my hair clip back?? pretty please

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yourinsta i’m back agaaaain 🫡

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danielricciardo no rest for the med student 👏

yourinsta doctor ☝️

user please move to monaco 🙏

user the lady and the tramp is sooo good

yourinsta i had never watched it!! its so cute

user okay childhood friends to lovers with long distance i see you

lando “again” that’s what she said

yourinsta okay michael scott get out of my comments or i’ll report you

mclaren we’d like to formally request some daisy updates 🐾

you didn’t mean to start a fight, honestly, you hadn’t come here to argue. but between the jet lag, the leftover tension from your last shift, and the way lando barely looked up from his phone since you walked into his apartment, something cracked.

“you don’t have to keep coming here if it’s such a burden,” he said, finally looking up from his phone.

the words hit harder than he meant, maybe even harder than he realized.

you froze, one hand still on the zipper of your duffel bag “a burden?”

“that’s not what i—”

“no,” you said, backing away a step “say what you mean, lando. because if you think me flying out here after a 48-hour shift is a burden, then maybe i’ve completely misunderstood whatever the hell this is.”

he ran a hand through his hair. ���hey, that’s not what i said.”

“but it is what you meant,” you snapped, voice tight, eyes shining with something that was very close to tears. “you don’t get it, you never do. you call, i come. every time. because part of me thought that maybe, if i just kept showing up, you’d finally ask me to stay. and all i get in return are jokes and silence and whatever version of love this is supposed to be.”

“you’re not even—” he started, then hesitated. “we’re not—”

“together?” you finished for him, voice breaking “yeah, lando, i know.”

the silence after that was deafening, he didn’t say no but he didn’t say yes either.

you blinked hard, jaw clenched like you were holding back a thousand words all at once.

and finally, you quietly said “i can’t keep doing this if you’re not going to meet me halfway.”

and when he still didn’t move, still didn’t say a word, you grabbed your coat, slid on your shoes, and left.

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yourinsta might have overreacted a little

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yourbff you deserve the best

yourinsta i adore you 😭🤍

user are they finally dating please say yes

georgerussell63 might need the name of the restaurant to take carmen out

lando be original mate

user lando looks so boyfriend here

user maybe because he is

user lando can do so much better 🙄

lilymhe does this mean i get to see you more often?

yourinsta still gotta work :’(

lando you never do (always)

yourinsta okay sir goodbye

lando i was kidding babe come on 😭

user BABE????

user i can finally rest in peace

user mom and dad are finally mom and dad

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lando friends

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yourinsta (forever end ever)

lando yep

yourinsta hey i like you we should kiss

lando weird. i was just thinking the same thing!!

user oh my god it’s happening

user lazy daisy is the main character here

user i can’t express how happy i am rn

user i knew it!!!! they are THE childhood friends to lovers

oscarpiastri lily’s happy because now i owe her 20 bucks

lando you put a bet on us???

oscarpiastri sorry buddy.. 🤷‍♂️

yourinsta i love you 🧡

lando i love you too 🧡

user the second picture 😩😩

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yourinsta dating this guy until i get langdon back

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user she’s been in monaco for too long now.. doesn’t she have work or something

user SHE LIKES THE PITT

maxfewtrell lando’s booking a flight to london

lando who the fuck is langdon why is his name so similar to mine

user SECOND SLIDE IS SO UGHHH 😩😩

carlossainz55 little lando norris

yourinsta little mr afraid of fish

lando what the fuck

user okay side profile

user greys anatomy and the pitt fan..

user i bet i would cut my finger if i touched that jaw

user this is my romcom..

lilyzneimer ❤️❤️

yourinsta still not over the fact that you won 20 bucks thanks to me

user im telling my kids these were meredith gray and derek shepherd (without the cheating and death and all)

[stoop-fairy]

“off key” — gr63

summary — everyone thinks you broke up, so why not play into it?

fc & cw — gracie abrams. again, quality and timeline are uuuhhhhh but we don’t care!!!! it doesn’t really make sense but whatever. spanish songs, if u can pls listen to them because they’re amazing!!!! media speculation. BOOOORING.

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yourinsta ‘things i never said but wish i did’ is yours now 🤍 i wrote it for the moments i stayed silent even when it hurt, for the silence between goodbye and i love you.

i hope it finds you gently.

♥︎, yn.

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lilymhe crying screaming throwing up

yourinsta that is me rn

user OH they’re done done

user u know it’s bad when she publishes an ep in both english and spanish..

lewishamilton this is beautiful, pure art.

yourinsta 🩶

user “the silence between goodbye and i love you” HELLO???

user this ep title + no george interaction = we were doomed from the start

user bitch even lewis commented and liked but george is nowhere to be seen

user bitch don’t play with me rn tell me this is a joke

taylorswift this ep hurts in all the right places. so proud of you 🖤

yourinsta thank u mama 🤍🪽

ynbrainrot yn with a fan today in new york! source: feltgoodabtu

remember ‘things i never said but wish i did’ is out on all platforms now!

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user mind u she just released an entire ep that left millions crying..

user whys everyone acting like they broke up lol they haven’t said anything

user bitch bffr george hasn’t liked any of her posts in like 3 weeks + they haven’t posted each other

user she’s so happy wtf

user george russell you have 30 minutes

user if i were george and i saw her looking this good after emotionally dissecting me in two languages? i’d crash on purpose.

user she’s smiling because they’re just doing this for marketing right? RIGHT

user wtf is she doing in new york

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fallontonight @yourinsta stops by the show and leaves us in pieces.

catch her interview + “otra noche de llorar” performance tonight.

#fallontonight

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user otra noche de llorar live? oh george is DONE

user jimmy don’t ask about george unless you want your mic melted

user why is everyone talking about that man instead of focusing on her achievements???

yourinsta thanks so much for having me ❤️

user she’d haunt the narrative if she was in a book

user every man in the front row better shut UP and listen with respect

user award season campaign just began and i hope george knows he’s dating a grammy winner

user is he tho??

user i fear i will not survive this performance

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yourinsta i hope you don’t think these songs are about you (they are)

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user i won’t survive a collab between these two

user girl the timing of this post and that article is insane

user what article?

user [link]

lilymhe what’s going aaaawn

user she’s not denying anything. and george is radio silent. i’m scared

author how much longer will we have to keep crying? maybe it’s best if it ends here, better to let you go. if we love each other so much, why do we suffer? if you were so happy, so happy. don’t waste any more time, turn back. i’m not the one for you, i’m not the one for you. i won’t always be young, my love. maybe this way is better.

user the envelope. the lyrics. the TAYLOR. what are you trying to say bestie

user you can’t post this and then act like we’re delusional

taylorswift 🤫❤️

user café appears again!!!!! oh how i missed her

kikagomes miss girl loves the floor

user guys they’re still together, he literally posted himself bringing café home from the groomer last week 😭

user i mean maybe they’re co parenting because why haven’t they interacted or spoken up about it??

yn’s new album isn’t about george russell: here’s what fans missed

july 2024 — yn’s second ep things i never said but wish i did is out, and the internet is buzzing. with its raw, bilingual lyrics and emotional depth, fans quickly jumped to one conclusion: this must be a breakup ep. and since yn has been publicly dating formula 1 driver george russell since 2022, many assumed the record was about him, especially since the couple hasn’t been seen together publicly in months.

but here’s the truth: yn and george are still very much together.

sources close to them say the ep isn’t about george, it’s about a past relationship, from before yn’s rise to fame.

“this ep is her way of finally processing and saying the things she never said before,” one insider tells pop culture daily. “george has been supportive the whole time.”

longtime fans suspect the songs reference an ex from yn’s early days, someone outside the public eye she never talked about.

“this is a healing album, not a breakup one,” a fan account posted.

meanwhile, despite the speculation, yn and george’s relationship remains strong behind the scenes. they were spotted backstage at recent events and george is expected to support yn’s upcoming shows.

so no, this ep isn’t about george, it’s about closure, growth, and finally speaking the unsaid.

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yourinsta we didn’t break up we were just being mysterious

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user YOU COULD’VE JUST SAID THAT 💔

yourinsta no bc it’s funnier this way

georgerussell63 mysterious is one word for it

yourinsta u were complicit don’t act innocent 😐

user currently curled up on the floor but happy for you

user so the songs were about your ex.. oh if i was george i would be crashing out

user she said in an interview that they’re based on a character she made up! so they’re not for her ex

user and the envelope?? she was just feeding into our delusions

user so you’re telling me i cried over a fake breakup??

user oh parasocial relationships are getting out of hand

lilymhe i would never let them breakup guys

user realest friend ever actually

user THANG GOOOOD

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yourinsta soooo excited to share that my first full album ‘the secret of us’ will be urs 08.17.24

some songs are about george (yes, these really are about him) and some are about the things in between. can’t wait for u to hear it ⭐️

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user muse alert 🚨

georgerussell63 guess i’m gonna need a good playlist for the next race… might as well be my own theme music

yourinsta fair warning: some tracks might make you want to pull over 🤷‍♀️

user album of the year already confirmed

user my emotional rollercoaster of the year, thanks yn

user george swiftie confirmed

taylorswift secret of uuuuuss

user she said SOME songs not ALL songs lol

kikagomes pre ordering now

user can we get a teaser? or a single? or anything pls

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georgerussell63 vegas delivered 🥇

car felt good, team was better… and i got the best trophy at the end 🤍🎲

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yourinsta okay fine you looked cool or whatever

georgerussell63 you love me

yourinsta i do <3

user “hope you get all you could ask for” AND HE GOT P1!!!!!

user oh my god ur mind

lewishamilton finally some taste in trophy selection

yourinsta yup yup 👍

user finally george p1 who else cheered

user im eating this UUUUP

user sir you didn’t just win.. you WON

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yourinsta café first paddock experience 🐾 , she got a lot of pets, was very brave and extremely proud of her dad 💌

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georgerussell63 my girls 🐶❤️

yourinsta we love you and we’re super proud ❤️

user café russell we love you

user family as god made it 🙂‍↕️

lilymhe she’s gonna demand a team radio next time i just know it

user she is the moment

mercedesamgf1 café is now officially part of the strategy team

georgerussell63 wait wdym bitchass

yourinsta at least it says you’re super handsome 🤷‍♀️

[stoop-fairy]

[stoop-fairy]

“just friends (allegedly)” — aa23

summary — its weird how one picture can change everything, isn’t it?

fc & cw — madelyn cline. implied ex tension. mild swearing (?) social media discourse. implied miscommunication and jealousy but it’s meh. weird timelines but we do not care!!!!! best friends to lovers uh-huh. quality is so bad oh my fucking god. making these takes me hours but oh how i love making them.

liked by drewstarkey, alex_albon, fionapalomo and 678,720 others

yourinsta today, my friends and i were followed by a very odd individual! (and we did not like it)

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alex_albon weird 🤷‍♂️ that odd individual looks cool

fionapalomo currently buying pepper spray! stay safe out there ladies

alex_albon this feels very personal

fionapalomo he’s stalking us now..

user16 alex is fighting for his life rn

drewstarkey contacting the police asap

alex_albon is it bully alex day today???

yourinsta should be 🤷‍♀️

user83 what’s it like being the main character in everyone’s pinterest board rn?

user74 when is the odd individual posting his own dump? we need it now

user28 that last pic tho 🫦

user73 i need #THAT

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alex_albon surveillance footage from the day i got bullied

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yourinsta i look good i look good i look delicious

alex_albon you look like a fucking busted up radiator

user72 these 3 are everywhere but the obx set smh

user2 this whole group is too photogenic it’s borderline offensive

drewstarkey oh hey stalker

alex_albon hey cutie

user80 drew and fiona 🥹🫶

fionapalomo you should be a background character in obx!

alex_albon are you guys gonna bully me the whole time?

fionapalomo probably. yes.

user15 alex “bullied” albon

user66 this is very couples vacation..

user55 girl don’t even start.. alex fiona and drew are yn’s best friends, they’re probably just enjoying the summer break because they’re literally booked and busy all year long

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yourinsta 2 weeks of summer vacay and now we’re back to being teenagers :/ oh shucks

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user67 i know yn and chase are exes but the way she looks at him 😭 miss girl remembers

carlaciagrant we’re back agaaaain

outerbanksnetflix pogues never rest 🏴‍☠️💥

user40 MOMMY’S HOOOMEEE

user62 i know these are actors but this still feels like a real friend group

user33 i mean.. they are a real friend group

jonathandavissofficial i need someone to remind me how to act 17 again pls

alex_albon the grind never stops 💪

yourinsta sir please get out of my comment section.

user92 oh how i missed my family

user100 uuuh 2nd slide 👀 someone check on alex pls

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alex_albon no comment. 👍

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landonorris alright moody mcmoodyson

user77 no yn like.. no yn comment.. oh my god.

user28 what happened sir..?

user101 is this about that one pic of yn and chase?? be so serious

user81 yn not liking alex’s post after always being the first to comment?? yeah something’s up

williamsracing that car shot goes crazy 👏 see you next weekend!

francolapinto exact face you made when you saw that photo

user43 thank god he has no media training at all 🙏

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yourinsta minding my business (professionally)

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fionapalomo professionally unserious

yourinsta that’s my vibe 🧚‍♀️

user11 caption will be my new mantra uh-huh

user44 laci looks stunning!!!!

user22 she’s thinking some thoughts

carlaciagrant i need that pic for my feed thank you very much

user12 like but no comment.. huh

drewstarkey photographer 24/7

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alex_albon me, my snacks and my very questionable choices against the world

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francolapinto i’m gonna sue you if you don’t delete this.

user2 ew.. cheetos

georgerussell63 i’m assuming the questionable life choices are the hat right?

alex_albon you’re assuming wrong

lewishamilton roscoe approves this post, only his slide tho

drewstarkey bold of you to post my amazing shoes but not my even better face

user23 yn liked and that’s enough for me to say that my parents are back

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yourinsta i know everything they don’t

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outerbanksnetflix can’t wait to see what the pogues are up to this season 👀

user1 loving this energy

user99 seeing them together again gives me life

madisonbaileybabe middle fingers up is not very lady like

user47 still no comments..

user3 oh she misses him..

carlaciagrant can’t believe we’re wrapping up soon 😭

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outerbanksnetflix what were the kooks and pogues up to today? 👀☀️

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user15 IS THAT ALEX I SEE????

carlaciagrant kooks being insane, pogues thriving

user81 last slide is now framed yes

user4 ALEXYN NATION WE RISE!!!!

user12 and just like that.. we’re back

drewstarkey up to something called “media obligations” thank you for asking!

yourinsta wild that this is how i found out we were public

user7 OH WE’RE SO BACK

user23 i can finally see the light of day again.. 🙏

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alex_albon now i get kisses as payment for the great pics i take of her

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user82 my parents made up 😭💔

francolapinto no sabés cuánto me costó mantener esto un secreto, de nada bro — you don’t know how hard it was for me to keep this a secret, you’re welcome bro

carlaciagrant finally, i was this 🤏 close to leaking them myself

user99 POR FINNNN — finally

user58 blink twice if you wanna adopt 100 cats next

yourinsta he only gets kisses when the picture is actually good

williamsracing we support all podium-worthy decisions 💙😉

user100 THE HAND ON THIGH UGHHHH

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yourinsta we made up (and out, apparently)

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user91 matching scuba pics 🤿

alex_albon yeah we definitely made out, in fact im gonna go upstairs and we’re gonna make out again!

yourinsta ??? are you unwell?

user68 fuck yeah

user77 i just know they argue over the most stupid shit ever

user19 isn’t that the odd individual? he’s so weird

fionapalomo its great to hear you giggle over facetime again

carlaciagrant but not great when he comes over and takes all the space in the couch..

user78 i forget they’re roommates

alex_albon carlaciagrant just say you hate me

hichasestokes who else cheered

user77 i love me a good best friends to lovers trope

[stoop-fairy]

“plus one” — cs55

summary — people’s princess and her secret relationship with .. who?

fc & cw — leah kateb. quality is ass AGAIN. secret relationship trope. swearing. public speculation. me loving charles and alex. set during 2024 obviously, but don’t pay much attention to the timelines..

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yourinsta better date than any men 💋

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user62 “i want to see you im tired of telling you i miss you” HELLO?????

user88 she’s hiding a man in plain sight what the fuck.

alexandrasaintmleux my better date ❤️

charles_leclerc ???

user10 soft launch buried under girlhood propaganda huh

user11 i am officially not okay.

charles_leclerc give me my alex back

yourinsta no sir thank you sir

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yourinsta cars go fast! so did my weekend

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yourinsta the hat is alex’s btw. i do not support that man.

charles_leclerc this is unbelievable. i let you sit in my garage and this is how you treat me.

user67 get that monégasque man

user55 this is my favorite time of the year

alexandrasaintmleux my baaaaby

yourinsta mwahmwah

carlossainz55 bahrain delivered

yourinsta yes it absolutely did

jacobelordi the people’s princess

user80 oh this comment section is a complete crossover

scuderiaferrari causing chaos in the paddock we see 👀💅

kikagomes i feel very excluded rn

yourinsta i’m coming to get you baby do not panic

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yourinsta certainly wasn’t bored ❤️‍🔥🏎️

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user77 carlos looking up at her with that smile…

carlossainz55 didn’t know you were into legos

user101 don’t play with me right naw

user44 i need lego yn to go with lego carlos

user10 UGGGGH SHES SO PRETTY WTF

kikagomes paddock wasn’t ready for us

scuderiaferrari we’re starting to think you’re good luck 👀🍀

yourinsta as u should

user100 LOVING HIM IS REEEEED

user99 no alex and no charles this time.. yeah this girl is dating smooth operator

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yourinsta miami vice but make it fashion 🍸🤠

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alexandrasaintmleux tell him next time to buy you dinner instead of grabbing your ass

yourinsta you’re just jealous those aren’t your hands

alexandrasaintmleux a man stealing what’s mine 😫

charles_leclerc interesting hands. would love to see the face sometime 🤔

user12 he knows something we don’t

user50 he knows a LOT that we don’t

user55 she has to be dating carlos, if she wasn’t why would she be in the paddock every race weekend??

user99 she’s alex’s best friend, practically charles’ sister in law

user11 those are soooo carlos’ hands

user20 OH MY GOD.

kikagomes one thing about you… you will serve

user102 imagine being carlos sainz and having to pretend you don’t recognize your own hands online. couldn’t be me

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yourinsta ostia tío coño 🇪🇸

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user10 brown looks soooo good on her

carlossainz55 you’ve learned only the worst parts of the language i see 🇪🇸

yourinsta sí

user22 paella coño joder

alexandrasaintmleux i refuse to be held responsible for anything that happened during this weekend

yourinsta a very unsupervised weekend

user60 this is her boyfriend’s home race and there’s no picture of him… hmm

user30 girl you’re delusional since when are they dating???

user60 you have to be stupid not to notice

user43 i aspire for a friendship like yn and alex’s

charles_leclerc you managed to make me feel like i was third wheeling with my own girlfriend 😞

yourinsta that’s because you were! hope this helps

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yourinsta finally home again 🐰🫶

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alexandrasaintmleux dress face dinner plate, obsessed

yourinsta obsessed is what i am with you

user75 that dress is absolutely gorgeous

user81 i smell… love

user22 home? as in where he is???

carlossainz55 happy you’re finally home too 😉

user23 okay this is getting too obvious

charles_leclerc interesting mug

user39 main character fr

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yourinsta meetings & moments i dont wanna forget 🥹

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user19 SADE GIRL!

user90 sometimes i forget she actually does have a job lol

user22 what does she do???

user90 she’s a creative consultant!!

user43 girl don’t play with us like this

carlossainz55 🖤📸

user99 this is confirmation yessir

atelierverve creative direction meets poetic living 🤍 we’re lucky to have your eye (and your heart!) on our team.

yourinsta 🥹🤍

alexandrasaintmleux now i want some burgers

yourinsta i’ll cook some for ya baby

user5 finally a wag that does have a real job 🙄

yourinsta imagine being that mad about women minding their own business and thriving. couldn’t be me.

user8 she didn’t deny the wag part.. YEEESS

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f1wagossip looks like the theory of “she's alexandra's bff” didn't age well.

carlos sainz and yn In were spotted getting very close at a post race party last night, and by “close” we mean mouths and hands everywhere.

second slide, yn flipping the camera off while kissing him. modern love.

welcome, new ferrari wag. 🥂

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yourinsta seems like what happens in vegas doesn’t stay in vegas..

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carlossainz55 guess we’re finally done pretending ❤️

yourinsta you think?

alexandrasaintmleux i’ve been holding this since last december 😭❤️

yourinsta now double dates can be official 🙂‍↕️

charles_leclerc finally a post from the front

scuderiaferrari we tried to act surprised but we couldn’t, welcome ❤️

user66 yeah well not for long huh..

user1 FUCK FINALLY. we’ve suffered so much

user12 she was a ferrari wag in private the whole year, and now she’s gonna be a williams wag 😭 that girl is really ashamed of ferrari

user13 everyone knew but now its finally real

user87 mommy and daddy 👼

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carlossainz55 sundays with my favorites 💚

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yourinsta you’re welcome for the content

carlossainz55 te ves hermosa en todas las fotos — you look beautiful in every picture

alexandrasaintmleux and i had to pretend all year 💔

landonorris how long until you start posting gym pics together?

yourinsta apparently that’s a red flag for u both so, no thank u

user13 i feel like i just got hit by a bus and kissed on the forehead at the same time

user40 shoutout to alexandra and charles for carrying this secret like olympians

yourinsta i love you ❤️

carlossainz55 i love you more ❤️

user82 i’m not okay THEY HAVE DOGS TOGETHER 🥹

[stoop-fairy]

“sugar! honey! love!” — lh44

summary — lewis and you have been dating for years and fans are obsessed with you, but it seems you guys are obsessed with announcements.

fc & cw — kali uchis. this takes place in 2023 until the ferrari announcement and then the marriage announcements are in 2025! so imagine the pics are taken in said time and the baby was born in 2024 okay? okay. i think this is my best work yet im actually proud of it.. the summary is weird but wtv.

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yourinsta visualizer for ‘te mata’ is out now babies 👼🩷 have a couple more surprises for you so stay tuned, mwah mwah.

sincerely, yn.

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lewishamilton you already know how i feel about this one 🖤 proud of you honey

yourinsta mwahhh

sabrinacarpenter coolest woman alive

yourinsta says you 😩

user17 i cannot handle more surprises 💔 every single thing you do is fucking amazing

user10 mother

bellahadid beautiful work baby 🩷

user18 she’s actually not real

user63 wdym more surprises???? please stop

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yourinsta aprovechando que my man is home for the whole week 😚

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georgerussell63 man’s glowing. but not as much as he does with me 👀

yourinsta get tf out of here u won’t steal my man again

user17 the power you guys hold is actually unfair

user38 i want what they have 😭😭

user92 parents are baaaack 🫶

lewishamilton best place to be 🤍

yourinsta i miss u :((

lewishamilton i’m in the bathroom baby..

user20 miss seeing her in the paddock:((

user78 why do i feel like everything’s about to change and this is the calm before the storm..

yourinsta funny.. that’s exactly how it feels 👼

user78 wdym???? miss girl we need you to be specific.. ELABORATE???

user89 “funny” … girl don’t do this to me

user83 you look like you know something we don’t and it’s upsetting me personally

yourinsta maybe i do or maybe i don’t 🤷‍♀️

user69 sis you’re playing with us and i need u to stop RIGHT NOOOW

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yourinsta happy to announce that my second album en español will be yours in just two weeks 🫶 can’t wait for u to hear it, thank you for growing with me through every layer. los amo 🩷

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lewishamilton can’t wait for the world to hear and see what i’ve been lucky enough to witness every day 💐🖤

yourinsta couldn’t have done any of it without u 🤍

user70 growing with you has been the greatest soundtrack

user80 mother is SERVING vocals, visuals, growth, everything

user63 SO THIS WAS THE SURPRISE??? god i can’t wait

rosalia.vt mami 🐚🌞🌺

yourinsta timing is crazy huh 🤍

user27 HUH????

user81 sorry what?

carmenmmundt orgullosísima de ti 💐

yourinsta y yo de ti preciosa 🩶

alexandrasaintmleux can’t wait to hear and see you more ❤️

yourinsta you’re gonna be sick of me lmao ❤️

user15 i fear they’re confirming that lewis is going to ferrari 💔

user16 why is nb talking about the bald pic 😭

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lewishamilton my final year with Mercedes marks the end of an era, one i’ll forever be proud of. thank you to every single person who’s been part of this journey.

a new chapter begins with Ferrari, and with it… the most beautiful changes in my life. feeling nothing but gratitude and love for what’s ahead ❤️‍🔥

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user17 this is the best day of my life..

user18 OH. oh my god she’s mother fr..

yourinsta forever proud of you ❤️‍🔥✨ can’t wait for what’s next

lewishamilton my love ❤️

georgerussell63 won’t be the same without you… but can’t wait to battle it out 😤

carmenmmundt so much love for you two 🤍

charles_leclerc welcome ♥️

roses_are_rosie an era ends, a new one begins. so happy for you 🖤

user75 FUCK IM CRYING SO HARD

alexandrasaintmleux felicidades a los dos, c’est un début magnifique 🕊️ — congrats to you both, it’s a beautiful beginning

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yourinsta i look good in red don’t i?

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lewishamilton red’s never looked better ❤️‍🔥

yourinsta on you yes it has

bellahadid can confirm u do

sabrinacarpenter no one’s doing it like u mama 🫦

user63 you’re not just a hot mom.. you’re thee hot mom

rosalia.vt mami mía 😍

yourinsta 😚❤️

user82 this baby’s gonna have more style than me by the time they’re 3 days old..

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lewishamilton first race weekend of a brand new chapter. grateful for every beginning on and off the track. now i’m more grounded, more focused, more in love than ever. to the new beginnings 🤍

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georgerussell63 lewis hamilton, the myth, the legend, the father & the fiancé

user88 FIANCÉ?????

yourinsta forever 🤍

user33 oh my god. FINALLY

user43 it’s gonna be THEE wedding, i can feel it 🙂‍↕️

user55 mi corazón ya no puede con tanto amor 💔 — my heart can’t take so much love

charles_leclerc what a year already.. congrats mate 🖤

lewishamilton 🖤

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yourinsta my family 🙂‍↕️ baby pooks and i are missing dada so much but we’re so proud of him 🩷

can’t wait to have forever with these two boys.

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lewishamilton love you more than words can express ❤️

carmenmmundt baby pooks is the luckiest already 🥹 sending all the love to you guys!

yourinsta te extrañamos muchísimo 🙁 — we miss you so much

scuderiaferrari the heart of the scuderia beats stronger with this family ❤️‍🔥🥹

georgerussell63 big love to the whole crew 🙌 can’t wait to see you all soon!

yourinsta see u soon crikey!

user16 this is what true love looks like 😭😭

alexandrasaintmleux proud to say that i’ve held baby pooks before, the cutest little guy

yourinsta he absolutely adores you and charles

[stoop-fairy]

“tough luck” — op81

summary — joe won’t be missed, you’re glad to see him go!

fc & cw — laufey. idk how i feel about the written part.. uhm, no joe shade that man is fiiiine. for the plot, bewitched was release in december 2024 and u met oscar in february! also i got kinda lazy in the end so ignore that.. there’s only so much i can do with a limit of pics 💔 & let’s imagine joe isn’t 28 pls

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yourinsta so excited to say that bewitched is now yours!!!! will do a little listen party later tonight, stay tuned 🤍

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yoursister proudest proud of all prouds!!!!

user7 joe hasn’t liked her posts since 3 weeks ago.. fuck that men

user18 im literally crying what did u put in promise????? ugh

yourinsta fairy dust & broken trust 👼

user27 she’s achieving another milestone and joe can’t even congratulate her??? she’s been to most of his games since they started dating and he’s barely there for her shows, talk about a bad boyfriend :/

taylorswift SO proud 🥹 and so good too

user14 this girl is holding onto that men so hard it’s embarrassing LMAOO he doesn’t want you anymore

you stopped asking him to come.

it started with little things, shows he said he’d try to make it to, songs he said he’d heard. he never did. you clapped for him on the sidelines, smiled through press, wore his jersey, posted him on your stories every time even if he lost.

you called again, hoping that for once he’d actually show up, but instead he said, “I’ll try, but you know how it is.”

you did know. and you were done pretending it didn’t hurt.

so you showed up at his place, the same day your album had dropped.

he opened the door and confusion immediately became evident on his face, “hey, babe what are you—” you cut him off immediately, pushing past him to walk to his living room, the one you knew so well.

“let’s break up” as soon as the words left your mouth, joe furrowed his brows as if your words weren’t the consequences of his own decisions. “i think it’s very obvious that this relationship, if we can even call it that, has hit a wall”

he shook his head, kneeling down in front of where you were sitting on his couch. he tried taking your hands on his but you immediately pulled them back “what do you mean? i think we’re okay”

“what?” you asked in pure disbelief. ‘okay’ you were not okay, hell you weren’t even something at this point “joe you barely show up for me, and it’s honestly getting tiring. i’ve been chasing you around like a lost puppy and i’m tired of that! every single one of your fans thinks that, and they make it very clear but you never stand up for me!”

after that, you left his apartment feeling relieved, as if some weight had been lifted off of your shoulders.

but still, the silence felt heavier than his words ever did.

no footsteps behind you, no ‘wait’, no ‘don’t go.’

just nothing.

you sat alone in your car for a while, fingers curled tight around the steering wheel, watching the city move like none of it mattered.

your album had dropped that morning.

your name was trending.

your voice was everywhere.

but the one person who should’ve heard it, didn’t even press play.

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oscarpiastri today was a good day

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user62 OSCAR IS A YN FAN????

landonorris 👍

mclaren you bewitched us

yourinsta i see you have good taste

oscarpiastri what can i say? i’m a man of culture

user78 didn’t oscar only listen to house music???

user29 he might wanna impress her..

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yourinsta it’s been a good good week 🧡

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user18 we need a tour please asap im begging

user14 now that she broke up with joe she’s gonna move to the next man that pays the smallest attention to her lol

oscarpiastri good number

yourinsta what if i liked 4 more?

oscarpiastri absofuckinglutely not

yoursister guess who’s who

user9 sometimes i forget theres two of them..

user75 AHHHH YN + OSCAR

user26 is this soft launching or hard launching..?

user88 the only thing that’ll be launching is your ass if you make them uncomfortable and they stop being friends

user26 girl calm down they’re grown ass people they won’t stop talking just because of a comment lol

lilymhe sweet sweet angel girl 👼

yourinsta baby love 💕

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yourinsta it is with great pleasure that i let you guys know that the bewitched tour starts in just 1 month, can’t believe it. go to the ticketmaster website for info on your dates and more 🤍

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user90 my wallet will be in fact crying but it’ll be soooo worth it!!!

user20 no argentina dates.. i see how it is 💔

oscarpiastri miss worldwide

yourinsta that’s me! 🌎

user27 i wonder if oscar will be in any of the shows..

user69 probably when she’s in austria, the austrian gp is just some days after!

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yourinsta today, for the very first time, i performed my song ‘tough luck’ now out in all streaming services! hope you guys enjoy listening to it as much as i enjoyed writing it

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yoursister the shady shade you just shood

yourinsta whatever the fuck that means 🔥

oscarpiastri just listened to it on all platforms available yup

yourinsta thank you mr pastry i am very hungry and i need the money ☺️

user68 the joe shade.. i love her

user70 oscar and her have to be dating, he’s been on a lot of her shows even if it’s race week .. mans in love fr

user52 unlike.. others

landonorris what do i get for streaming?

yoursister a cookie in the shape of a fish

landonorris stay the fuck away from me.

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oscarpiastri yet another good weekend, see you soon silverstone.

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user78 so he’s just not gonna acknowledge the fact that he kissed yn as soon as he saw her???

user70 I KNEW THEY WERE TOGETHER.

yourinsta 🧡

landonorris papayita

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oscarpiastri she’s currently selling out venues and somehow still manages to send me good morning texts, voice notes, and bad airport selfies (she looks amazing in all of them)

she deserves everything good this life has to offer, and then some.

if you ever get the chance to see her live, do it.

if you ever get the chance to love her, don’t waste it.

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yourinsta who knew you were soft

landonorris didn’t realize this was a fan account

yoursister proud of you both 🧡

user76 he said “you fumbled, joe” without saying it

user1 so we weren’t delusional

user72 “if you ever get the chance to love her, don’t waste it” JAIL.

user47 sir this is a public platform.

yourinsta don’t know what id do without you, i love you 🧡

oscarpiastri i love you more 🧡

yourinsta i will eat you up mr pastry

[stoop-fairy]

CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST :)

17. mexicana. she/her. english & español speaker.

masterlist ♥︎

[stoop-fairy]

STEPH’s MASTERLIST ♥︎

✦ smau central — reqs open!

✿ fluff — ♡ reactions — ✎ written parts

ollie bearman — 87, haas.

“love & other variables” — smau, ✿

charles leclerc — 16, ferrari.

“love, actually” — smau, ✿

oscar piastri — 81, mclaren.

“tough luck” — smau, ✿, ✎

lewis hamilton — 44, ferrari.

“sugar! honey! love!” — smau, ✿

carlos sainz — 55, williams.

“plus one” — smau, ✿

alex albon — 23, williams.

“just friends (apparently)” — smau, ✿

lando norris — 4, mclaren.

“book trope” — smau, ✿, ✎

george russell — 63, mercedes.

“off key” — smau, ✿

GRID !

1 2 3 | mini series, smau

[stoop-fairy]

“love, actually” — cl16

summary — little sainz, the rising actress and leclerc’s ex (not for long)

fc & cw — camila morrone. again, boring. timeline might not make sense but do we really care. i think there’s no big warnings.

🎵 good looking boy — suki waterhouse

tagged: sukiwaterhouse, rileykeough

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sainzyn i will always love you

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sukiwaterhouse my baby girls 🤍🪽

carlossainz55 la sutileza no es algo de familia — subtlety’s not a family thing

user3 oh charles you fumbled so hard ..

rileykeough 70s girls

sainzyn co-girlfriends 👯‍♀️

user14 i don’t think im ready to see these 3 in one screen 😭

iamrebeccad miss you baby

sainzyn i miss you more honey

🎵 silver springs — fleetwood mac

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sainzyn women who love too much.

aaaand, that’s a wrap on the wildest, most beautiful chapter of my life so far. 🌼🎸 to the cast who became my family, to the crew who made every stressful moment look like magic, thank you.

and to camila dunne, thank you for teaching me softness and strength all at once.

y a la niña que soñaba con momentos así, espero estés orgullosa 🤍 — and to the girl who dreamt of moments like these, i hope you’re proud

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carlossainz55 no podría estar mas orgulloso de ti pequeña, mereces todo esto y más 💙

sainzyn te amo 💙

rileykeough can’t wait for the world to fall in love with you the way we did 🧡 the heart of the six.

sukiwaterhouse your final scene left me crying. my golden girl 🥹

user15 charles liked this.. oh i hate him

mrsamclaflin i’m beyond proud of you.

user6 can’t wait to cry my eyes out for camila 😭

user9 song choice…

user72 you guys look into it too much.. the book was slightly based off of stevie and lindsey

lewishamilton so proud 🩶

sainzyn hami 🩶

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charles_leclerc 2023 season 🏎️

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user18 hard launching a new girlfriend months after breaking up with yn and with a fleetwood mac vinyl is crazy work

pierregasly bold move mon frère 🫣

user17 be so fr rn.

arthur_leclerc soo, no more likes for [redacted]??

carlossainz55 interesting timing

user67 you have 30 minutes percy boy

user8 i’m throwing up charles please delete this

user92 charles is allowed to do whatever he wants, he’s a grown man who doesn’t have to be stuck on the same girl 🤷‍♀️ it’s not his fault her and her fans haven’t moved on

user5 i don’t think you can move on from a 3 year relationship in 4 months, but that’s just me i guess 😟

user56 guys carlos commented.. what if that’s yn?

user47 that’s what i’m sayinggg

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sainzyn carlos is third wheeling me and my wife

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iamrebeccad let’s go on a date and leave these two alone baby

sainzyn asap

carlossainz55 excuse me??? you’re the third wheel here

user7 oh she has a man too..

user56 haha oh wow okay

user38 you bitches are dumb because that’s very obviously charles.

kikagomes i believe my invite got lost in the mail..

sainzyn sorry baby i have beef with pierre rn but i’ll send my jet for you 💋💋

iamrebeccad added content to their stories.

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sainzyn god forbid a girl gets back with her ex

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iamrebeccad sorry

sainzyn oh baby no you did the lords work because people were clueless even though it was obvious

charles_leclerc te amo ❤️

sainzyn te amo más, mi corazón 🤍

landonorris audibly gasped

sainzyn bitch shut up you knew all along

user62 i’m up for a threesome guys ❤️

carlossainz55 👍❤️

user38 see. i said yall were dumb and i was right

charles_leclerc je suis pas ton ex though 🤷🏻‍♂️

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charles_leclerc you already know how proud i am. i told you after every scene, every night you thought you could’ve done better.

but this is less about what the world sees and more about what i get to come home to. thank you for taking me back when you didn’t have to. for choosing me again.

i’ve watched you lose yourself in this and still find your way back to me. i don’t take that lightly.

te amo, mon cœur. always. 🤍

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user82 i’m crying real tears.. this is cinema

sainzyn couldn’t be more happy. je t’aime, mi vida.

carlossainz55 👏

pierregasly tell your girlfriend to leave MY girlfriend alone

sainzyn ?? i’ve known her longer than you shut up shes mine

user75 ynles community we win again

user9 okay now get married

kikagomes losing her to a man AGAIN.

user62 i stand on what i said about that threesome guys ☺️

[stoop-fairy]

“love & other variables” — ob87

summary — road to realization with a very oblivious ollie and his best friend! (and her little quotes)

fc & cw — demitra kalogeras. psychology student reader! very self indulgent if u think about the fact that i start uni in 2 months!! one (1) incest joke.. uhm boring? it’s my 1st smau, i don’t know how to be funny.. tumblr quality hates to see me coming. sorry 4 this lame ass thing, i wanted to try it out..

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yourinsta back when he was mr ferrari! #theygrowupsofast

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yourinsta “Attachment is the emotional bond that forms between people — the glue of all human relationships.” — Bowlby, 1969 🤍

olliebearman miss freud!

yourinsta ew wtf don’t ever call me that again.

user1 i’m starting uni in a couple months! do u have any advice?

yourinsta ugh baby i’m so excited for you 😭🫶 my best advice?? ask questions!! say hi first!! literally no one knows what they’re doing so u might as well romanticize it. also: you’re allowed to change your mind. like a lot. that’s just part of the whole experience! you’re gonna do so good ok i believe in you 🤍

user2 ollie did not just call her miss freud..

olliebearman okay god forbid a guy don’t know any other psychologists…

user3 no one talks enough about how sweet yn is!!! i met her last week when she was in the paddock and she was so sweet when i asked for a pic :((

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yourinsta 🤍

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yourinsta “the meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” — Carl Jung

sister2 okay miss future therapist 🤏

kimi.antonelli i was forced to hang out with you two (ollie and yn)

user5 is her whole personality based around being a psych major???

user4 yeah and it’s still more interesting than your personality being based around hating women online

user6 okay.. double date?

olliebearman for the record, yn and i were third wheeling the whole time

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olliebearman happy birthday to my absolute favorite person to bother 🧠🎂

i genuinely don’t know what i’d do without you, you’ve been there through everything (even when i definitely didn’t deserve it lol)

you’re the kind of friend everyone wishes they had: smart, loyal, very terrifying, and somehow always right. thank you for being my human comfort zone, hope today is as sweet as you are <3

love you like a sister 🫶

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user7 “love you like a sister” is CRAZY work…

user8 oh. ohohoh.

yourinsta love u too bro, ur trauma makes u fun at parties sometimes 🤝

user2 no pls yn no…. bro…

user9 guys my chest hurts i’m hyperventilating guys guys no guyspls

kimi.antonelli dumbest dumber dumb man 🐻

user10 5th slide is my exact reaction to the caption..

sister1 uploaded to their stories.

yourinsta uploaded to their stories.

SMS. OLLIE & YOU

yourinsta uploaded to their stories.

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olliebearman i really don’t know how to explain it without sounding weird or stupid, but i really think she’s it.

she gets me like no one else does and still sticks around when i’m being annoying or dumb.

life just makes much more sense with her in it <3

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user11 my slow burn of 5 years finally burned 🔥🔥

user12 oh he’s lucky she even looked his way after the like a sister thing..

user3 is this considered incest then????

user7 you’re asking the real questions here

user13 my parasocial relationship with these two just got more real hehe 🤗

yourinsta now i can start bullying you publicly as your girlfriend instead of your friend!!!! so excited

kimi.antonelli oh thank god… sister2 and i have been plotting on forcing you two together if you guys didn’t hurry up..

yourinsta “love is not two people gazing at each other, but two people looking together in the same direction.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

olliebearman i love you too baby

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yourinsta favorite place to be 💌

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yourinsta “love is a process of self-discovery through another person.” — Rollo May

user14 still not over the “love u like a sister post” ..

user15 ynollie nation we keep winning

olliebearman “in case you ever foolishly forget: i am never not thinking of you.” — Virginia Woolf

yourinsta oliver what the fuck

yourinsta oli answer please ollie i’m going crazy i can’t breath

yourinsta i love you what

sister2 real double dates start now .. 😈

kimi.antonelli the only difference is that they’ll be kissing now