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Jesus, I don't know Avery, maybe I caught a virus or some shit. 

How did you even get sick ?

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What else is new.

Oh, sorry. You don’t really stand out so I couldn’t be bothered to remember your name.

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I feel like you're mocking me...but I might be dying and you are terrible.

Damn, I think you should go see a doctor or something, Noah. We’re in the middle of October. Do you even know where you are?

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Noah.  It's Noah.  Nolan is that drug dealer. I feel like you should know him.

You’re weak, Nolan.

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Autumn...? What?  Did I say something else?  What did I say?  Oh god the fever is getting me...this is the end...

I’m pretty sure it is, but it’s more possible to get the flu in Autumn — like it is now.

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Is it even possible to get the flu during the summer?  Like what the hell.

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I am, huh?  It's the thought that counts okay.

Your so cute, Noah. Unfortunately myspace is not a thing though.

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If Myspace was still a thing, you'd be in my top 8.

Aww baby don’t cry! You know I love you, but not your top 5 movie list. 

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You better love me back or I'll cry.

You had me worried for a second there, Noah. I do too, but you already know that!

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Aww you know I'm only joking Soph. You know I love you.

You make no sense at all. One thing does make sense though, your being very mean.

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Well it was meant to offend you so I'm glad you're not stupid as well as terrible.

I’m offended. I have a puppy and about 3 packets of mac & cheese in my cupboard. In the words of Elizabeth Bennet “You have insulted me in every possible way and can now have anything further to say.”

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You're a terrible human being.  Do you even like puppies?  Or mac & cheese?

I’m not heartless you’re just cliche. The Notebook is definitely not the most romantic movie I’ve seen and Toy Story? Heartwarming? I think you watched the wrong movie.

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Obviously you are heartless.  Those are the most romantic and heartwarming movies of our time.

The Notebook? Toy Story? Are you being serious? No. Your list sucks, sorry

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Easy.  Transformers, Law Abiding Citizen, V for Vendetta, The Notebook and Toy Story.

I still think it is the best movie of all time. Are you sure about that? Why don’t you list your top 5 movies then we will see who’s is better!

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Oh I'm dissing it.  I've seen it.  I grew up around enough girls that I didn't have a choice.  And my list blows your list out of the water.

Do not diss Pride & Prejudice. I bet you’ve never even watched it! My list is fantastic, I doubt yours would be much better.

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Pride & Prejudice?  You've gotta be kidding me. Terrible list, such a girl.

Okay then! The top movie of all time is Pride & Prejudice, second is Sleepless in Seattle, third is Tootsie, fourth is transformers and fifth is….the lion king!

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That is a bold statement to make.  Now I've gotta know your top 5 though.

Excuse me! No. Sleepless in Seattle is the second best movie of all time, transformers is the 4th.