stop-the-nonsense
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jay, boy lesbianno sideblogs we die like men
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forty year old white midwestern man you are the knife i turn inside myself
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Saw this image in the reblogs of a post

And as a dishwasher and longtime restaurant worker I just needed to know what the original said so I reverse image searched it and immediately crumpled into the family guy death post on the floor right under my English degree

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
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“booping” is basically the same as frotting so imagine our dicks sloppily rubbing together when we do it. thanks
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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did u know if you smoke a joint and take 100mg of sertraline at the exact same time it makes you go insane
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why did pete wentz do all that on stage with his friend patrick why did he write all those songs for his friend patrick to sing why did he say those things in those songs about his friend patrick for his friend patrick to sing
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your honor who gives a fuck. like for real
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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion
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mona’s 440 club (30s lesbian club) / hesitant alien
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losing it at this picture for some reason… i love this guy… it’s like he’s my english teacher that is so incredibly kind and i think about for the rest of my life

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