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“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.
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This chart is for disaster individuals and disaster individuals alone, if you do your laundry in a timely manner and can easily talk to waiters don’t interact
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John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work
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I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute
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i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture
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“What are you into?” Is such a broad question, Like do I reply with a tv series or choking….
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Can you imagine Steve Rogers discovering PBS?
The documentaries and science and nature programs. The nice educational kid’s shows. Just all of it. Enjoying the gentle ribbing of his friends about being Mister Rogers.
Then finding out that the government wants to defund PBS.
Deciding to take up another sacred mantle.
Steve Rogers appearing before the Senate wearing a sweater, looking at the Senators with disappointment.
“Years ago another Mister Rogers stood here. I think it’s a shame I have to stand here now.”
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when that scientist got hit in the face by the bagel miles threw at him and the sound effect said “bagel!”? peak comedy right there
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one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct
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Into The Spiderverse took 100% of its critically acclaimed visuals from comic books and street art and while there are obvious in-universe reasons for this it can’t be ignored that BOTH of these are traditionally seen as “lowbrow” populist art forms, here celebrated for their inherent beauty, complexity and sociopolitical importance. In this essay I will-
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I will heal.
No matter how many times I break. No matter how many times I get hurt. No matter how many times I hit rock bottom.
I. Will. Heal.
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