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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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a pleasant evening to all girls getting a little sloppy on a monday night

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I'm.sorry to all the communist blogs and political blogs following me by the dozens rn, I mostly post anime maids. Hope you enjoy that

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The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

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limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck

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why has ‘this looks like a renaissance painting’ become such a common phrase on the internet to describe momentous, dramatically lit images that are brimming with pathos when the word they mean to say is ‘baroque’

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I've said this before but truly the #1 fastest way to make me block you and disregard any opinion you have about sex is by making clear that you do not have any understanding of the difference between consensually negotiated bdsm and sexual abuse. like sorry you're a clown, go honk your nose about it somewhere else because I'm not discoursing with you about something you don't understand

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i could be your loser girlfriend. do you ever think about that ?

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just watched the bear

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Remember, it’s always morally okay to hate your oppressors 👍

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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

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If you weren't aware, the MTG Circlejerk subreddit has been making fake Far Side Secret Lairs and it's probably one of my favorite things lately.

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

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hey im planning to officially trans my gender soon, do you have any advice for being a baby transgirl

First off, congratulations!

The advice I wished someone gave me early on was that your hobbies don’t invalidate your gender. Hold onto the things you love even if they aren’t traditionally feminine.

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bela lugosi's dead and me also i feel not so good

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“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves