storeboughtbeetroot
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I am Abigail Please. Bad at words. Approx. 207,687 years old.
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TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”
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New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received
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One of fandom’s theme songs, or ought to be.
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Rest in peace to a legend
Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.
“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer
Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.
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"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize."
-American singer-songwriter, satirist, and mathematician Tom Lehrer
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Paypal: 44-0203-901-7000
Perverts can do better than 1000 calls.
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Ten years ago, right wingers would SCREECH about being compared to nazis. People could brush off Elon's nazi salute because "it wasn't actually a nazi salute", but there's no denying this.
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I Love You Doctor Ho! n.100!!! “I Love You Doctor Ho!” by Archie Silver.
100 comics over ten years. I love you doctor ho. Enjoy your water!
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#i have no idea what any of these things are#My guesses#Love island is a “the bachelor” clone but on an island instead of in a house maybe with “survivor” style challenges#Labubu are funko pops for people who are elitist about their brand of landfill filler#Dubai chocolate is normal chocolate with extra slavery (as a selling point)
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You can bonsai a dryad.
I keep one on my nightstand to use as a fleshlight.
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They're angry over one of the most basic components of his character?
I was kind of joking about that post about how you couldn't make Blazing Saddles nowadays, but I guess it's just true. You can't even make Superman these days without them complaining he's woke.
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Nothing but respect for our freedom fighters
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