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okay i might get jumbled up but the episode starts out at a Knight familia reunion jo is invited along and she is so happes because "wow im family?? WOW!!!!"

but turns out kendall only invited her along because the knight family always has 2-person team competitions but kendall has aged out the competition. jo hasn't tho. and there's so many people around with different last names other than knight that no one's gonna know if she enteres(also she looks just like them so no one will suspect a thing) kendall really wants to win a trophy but he and katie(rememebr this is two-people teams) always lose to their cousins ____ and _____(forgot their names)

jo gets mad at kendall for tricking her but agrees to join the competition with katie despite katie not wanting to compete either and kendall decides that everyone must start a-training for the race!!! then we switch over to logan and camille playing go-fish or something

logan tells camille about how kendall's at a family reunion and camille's like "oh yeah mine's coming up soon" and logan is like "ok" and camille's like "when was the last time you had yours?" and logan is like "lol never" and camille is like "???? but what about your FAMILY" and logan is liek "eh"

so camille asks "wait so your mom never had a reunion" and he's like "nah she isn't close with her family" and then logan is like "oh oh I just got a new board game we could play instead" so he gets up and leaves and camille realizes that she's never heard anything about logan's DAD. carlos walks in and camille asks about logan's dad but carlos has no clue where he is and camille's like "WHAT!? but you've known logan for years!!!"

and I forgot the next conversation but basically camille and carlos don sherlock and watson hats and decde to figure out the mystery of logan's dad and leaves the apartment right when logan comes back with the board game and logan is like "??? camille where r u"

camille and carlos past by james and lucy who are sitting in the palm woods lobby. james is like "wanna kiss?" and lucy is like "james. i'm an upstanding tax-paying young adult. I do not 'kiss' or 'make-out' in public areas." then james is like "ok. wanna go back to my place and kiss?" then lucy is like "OH MY GOD NO" and james is like "wow dont have to yell i was just playing." then lucy is like "no, not that. my mom's here!" and yeah her mom is there and is like "aww lucille ily i missed u so much i decided to visit." and lucy is embarressed and james is like "lol"

and after a somewhat pleasant conversation where mrs. stone is introduced to james, james suddenly screams in terror and lucy is like "dude screaming randomly is not a good first impression" but james is like "no, not that THAT!" and he points and turns out his mom is there as well

mrs. diamond sees james and runs over and talks about how she misses him and - OH WAIT MRS. DIAMOND KNOWS MRS. STONE OOPS. turns out mrs. diamond tried to cut down some nature preserve in order to build one of her new deluxe stores and mrs. stone was one of the main people who made sure that didn't happen

mrs. diamond and mrs. stone are like "YOU TWO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE EACH OTHER" and drag them away back at the family reunion jo and katie just finished some strenuous exercise to prepare for the competition and they are like "omg we are tired kendall can we stop" and Kendall's like "but we have to beat ____ and _____!! this is our last chance!" and they whine because they haven't had freaking lunch yet and after awhile kendall is liek "fine, let's break for lunch but right when they start getting food ____ and ____ come over and torment them by pointing out how many gold medals they've won at the Knight family reunions while the only actual people with a "Knight" surname haven't won any. Maybe...maybe they aren't true "Knight"'s after all... This gets Kendall MAD and Jo and Katie are like "FINE we'll skip lunch to practice some more uggghhh" (oh yeah see in the episode Knight's are descended from the first Knight but Kendall, Katie, and Mrs. Knight are the only ones with this last name. everyone else has different ones) then we go back to logan in apartment 2J trying to look for camille. he's flipping over couch cushions and everything

mrs. diamond barges in, dragging james inside as well. mrs. diamond is liek "you can not go near that tree-hugging hippie, understand?" and james is like "i've never seen lucy hug a tree." but mrs. diamond is like "DO NOT GO NEAR HER!" and walks down a hallway james runs over to logan and is like "dude u gotta help me. lucy's mom is here too and apparently they know each other and hate each other and won't let lucy and i date" and logan's like "just wait until both parents leave. I have bigger issues. ive lost camille." and james is like "but logan i havent been kissed in 4 days. FOUR DAYS. im dying. please help me." and logan is like "what am i supposed to do?" and james tells him to use that smart brain of his to figure out a way to let lucy and james see each other so they can kiss

and logan is like "ok fine. it's not like i was gonna find camille anyways - she's a world class champ at hide and seek." and they leave the apartment together camille and carlos pop out from behind the couch carlos brings out a scrapbook saying that it holds a lot of pictures from when they were young they look at the pictures and see tons of pics of the boys and also pics of adults as well and camille is like "...wait how do we know which adult is logan's dad?" and carlos is like "I have no idea." wait carlos is like "I have no idea. OK well I have to go to work now" and camille is like "WAIT you can't go to work! who's gonna be my watson!?" and carlos is like "Umm hey! gustavo has records of us at his office maybe he has something with info about logan's dad" and camille is like "ooh great idea let's go"

and gustavo is like "Carlos, I didn't tell you you could bring your girlfriend. and wasn't she dating james?" and kelly's like "i thought she was dating logan." and gustavo's like "oh who knows you guys break up with your girlfriends like all the time i don't care just make sure she doesn't destroy anything out here." and gustavo, kelly, and carlos go inside the recording booth camille puts back on her sherlock hat(which they took off before entering rocque records btw) and sneaks into the office then we go back to lucy and mrs. stone. Lucy is all like "mom. we are all strong, independent women - except for james - let's just talk this out." and mrs. stone is like "NO! That MONSTER tried to cut down the nature preserve for a MAKEUP SHOP! you will NOT associate with anyone as evil as that!" we flip over to the outside of the apartment. logan has a gift basket entitled "from mrs. diamond to mrs. stone" and he says that all girls liked gift baskets so this might help smooth things over. he leaves the gift basket on the floor and knocks on the door and he and james run around the corner mrs. stone finds the gift basket and james and logan are excite

but then mrs. stone gets mad because the gift basket contained muffins and she freaking hates muffins and lucy is like "come on mom i doubt mrs. diamond knew that you are exaggerating" but her mom is like "NO! She must've known I hated them so she gave them under the guise of a 'let's be friends' gift."

logan and james get all sad cuz their plan failed and wonder what to do next when mrs. diamond walks by. she asks the boys why she heard screaming and they tell her what happened and she's like "Oh darn, I wanted to be the one to give her the muffin basket" and she holds up a muffin basket of her own. she then praises james for seekign revenge for his mommy and leaves ok back at the knight reunion and it's competition time. it's a team obstacle race with all the lame obstacle race obstacles you can think of. all the competiters look happy and smiley except for jo and katie who are really dirty because they spent all day practicing they run the race and they win kendall is very excite katie and jo go up to collect the trophy and they decide to deliver a speech congradulating kendall for helping them achieve the award they invite kendall on the stage. he gets tons o' applause and he is very happ. then Jo grabs and kisses Kendall on the lips. remember they all think jo is a family member. everyone is SHOCKED and DISGUSTED at the KISSING COUSINS kendall gets le boo'd off stage jo and katie laugh camille leaves gustavo's office in ruins. there's even smoke coming out of it. carlos comes out of the recording both and she tells him that she found nothing so they leave. Kelly and Gustavo watches them leave and Kelly is like "wait where did Camille get that hat?" Gustavo then screams because HIS OFFICE IS RUINED at the palm woods Lucy is standing in Jo's balcony that overlooks the pool and James is standing below it. Lucy's like "oh my god James why did your mom have to try and tear down a forest where I live!? We wouldn't be in this mess otherwise!" And James is like "what the heck it isn't my fault your mom is a tree-hugging hippie" And Lucy is like "do you even know what a tree-hugger is or are you just repeating what your mom says??" And Logan is like "huh. this reminds me of a very twisted version of romeo and juliet." Lucy and James argue until their moms walk in. They yell at their children to stay away from one another when the bar on Jo's balcony FREAKING BREAKS and Lucy FALLS DOWN AND HITS JAMES AND THEY BOTH FALL DOWN and their moms are like OH NO R BABIES and they get all sad and they realize that they might not agree on a lot of things but they do agree on one thing: their kids r the #1 most importante thing in their lives and if they want to date each other than so be it so the moms bond and walk away logan is like "wow, romeo and juliet, you guys did great. how did you fake a fall like that?" and lucy and james are like "we didn't....call 911....." camille and logan walk into the lobby and are mad because they couldn't figure out any info on logan's dad they see lucy and james being carried out by the ER on stretchers and get even madder because they apparently just missed something really cool logan walks into the lobby and is like "Oh hey I found you camille - why are you two wearing sherlock and watson hats?" they tell him what they were doing and logan's like "well you could've just asked me" turns out logan does have a dad but he just travels a lot and carlos is like "ooh yeah I forgot about that somehow." and camille is like "really? that's super anti-climatic I can't believe I wasted all day on this." logan is like "lol you should just ask next time. I'm going to the hospital to see james and lucy; wanna come?" camille and carlos are like "nah we'll go there next time" and logan leaves kendall, katie, jo(and mrs. knight who was there but doesn't really do much of anything) walk in and kendall talks about how he learned his lesson and that he shouldn't trick jo or force anyone into doing things they don't want to blah blah blah camille and carlos ask them how the reunion was like and katie's like "It was great. Kendall kissed his cousin!" and then they walk off, much to camille and carlos's confusion and kendall's embarrassment camille then wonders about why she never heard of kendall's dad carlos is like "idk i forget" camille and carlos then don their sherlock and watson hats once more and decide to go investigating!

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bfw

Scene: Shelby's House. Year 2026. Sitting on the couch are Cyd and Naldo. Barry walks in.]

Barry: Hey guys, guess what? Marci and I are having a baby!

Cyd: Oh, gross.

Barry: What? Not gross! We’ve been trying for months - I told you this.

Cyd: Yeah, but I thought you were pretending. Babies are just so gross.

Barry: No, they’re not! They’re - okay, maybe a little, but -

Naldo: Wait, what do you mean, ‘Having a baby'?

Barry: What?

Naldo: Having the baby for what? Over for dinner?

Barry: No, I’m having an actual baby.

Cyd: FOR dinner.

Naldo: Ew, that’s so sick!

Barry: No, not FOR dinner - I’m just - me and Marci are just having a baby!

Naldo: How do you have a baby??

Cyd: What do you mean how do you have a baby? You have sex! Oh - ew - now I’m imagining Barry having sex.

Barry: Don’t imagine me having sex, that’s gross!

Cyd: I’m not doing this on purpose! But it won’t get out of my mind! Oh my god!

Naldo: Having sex? What’s sex?

Cyd: Dude, what’s wrong with you!

Barry: We all took sex ed together in the 7th grade, remember? It’s where babies come from!

Naldo: No, my mom didn’t sign the waiver for that. She told me babies came from the cabbage patch. That’s why those toys exist, those Cabbage Patch Kids.

Cyd: Are you saying your mom had sex with a cabbage?

Naldo: No? Yes? I still don’t get what sex is.

Barry: It’s the birds and the bees -

Naldo: What do bees have to do with this??

Cyd: It’s just - okay - remember Nicki Minaj’s song from when we were teenagers that was like, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun?” Well, when a girl has real good buns then the boy’s anaconda goes in there and moves around and BAM, a baby is born! Get it?

Naldo: Sex involves sticking snakes into hot dog buns?? That sounds disgusting!!

Cyd: Oh my god this is what happens when both your parents write children’s books for a living.

Naldo: Those were amazing children’s books.

[Door opens. Shelby walks in.]

Shelby: ….WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE

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Shelby: Hey Naldo, watcha reading?

Naldo: Only the best new comic series ever! It’s really cool! I think you all would like it. There’s fighting for Cyd, hugging for Shelby, and nerd stuff for Barry!

Barry: I do like nerd stuff.

Shelby: And I love hugging. In fact I’m hugging Cyd right now for no particular reason. [shows Shelby hugging Cyd]

Cyd: [Breaks away from hug]. Bleh. You guys know how I feel about reading.

Shelby: Cyd! What have I said about pretending to hate reading so you can seem cool?

Cyd: That it’s really cool to pretend you hate reading to seem cool?

Shelby: No! That’s not what I said! Not what I said at all!

Barry: Think of comics as picture books but for older people. You like picture books, right?

Cyd: Picture books are for children.

Barry: But you like them.

Cyd: I’m a teenager!

Barry: But you like them.

Cyd: I refuse to continue this conversation until my lawyer is present!

Naldo: Well, I like the National Girl Doll picture books.

Cyd: What?

Shelby: What?

Barry: What?

Naldo: What?

Barry: ...Well, I read comics but I’ve never heard of, [reads comic title] 'Best Heroes Whenever’.

Naldo: It’s kind of new. It’s about two girls named Cynthia and Sasha -

Cyd/Shelby: …

Naldo: - they get zapped by a laser -

Cyd/Shelby: ??

Naldo: - get time travel powers -

Cyd/Shelby: !!

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Shelby: I can’t wait for our winter ball! Especially since we’re going to sneak Daisy in and show her how girls in 2016 have fun!

Cyd: You think an adult-organized and supervised party located within our school’s moldy gym is going to be fun?

Shelby: Yes!

Cyd: Me too! I can’t wait!

Daisy: I can’t wait either! I’ve been to many balls back in my day and I miss them so much. Why, the last time I went to one, I was courted by four princes.[Then: she whispers to the girls] Two of them were princesses in disguise!

Barry: [Confused] You were locked in the tower beginning on your 12th birthday, so…you were courted by princes when you were 11?

Daisy: No, Barry, don’t be silly. I may have been locked in a tower against my will but my captors weren’t all rude. I was let out to go to many balls and to do other fun activities within the kingdom.

Barry: Really?

Daisy: [completely deadpan with a side of ‘you’re an idiot’] No, Barry, I was locked in a tower against my will. That’s why when I found out that you guys still had balls in 2016 I became so ecstatic.[Then: turns to the girls happily] I am so glad I can go with you two! It’ll be fantastic! You know, unless you both decide to time travel to alternate universes where the other one doesn’t exist again. Then it’ll be un-fantastic.

Cyd: Don’t worry, we have a backup plan in case that ever happens again.

Shelby: Yep - we’ll just go to the mall and make the mannequins touch each other’s butts.

Barry: What if the mall is closed?

Cyd: A little breaking and entering never hurt anyone.

Shelby: Well, it’ll hurt me. Just a little. But not as much as living in a universe without my Cyd! [She hugs Cyd]

Daisy: Aww…that’s what [finger quotes] “Prince” Erica said to me!

Barry: Okay…well, I’m excited too. You know how we’re voting for Winter Ball king and queen? I’m making sure Naldo here wins Winter king. And, when he wins, he’ll recite the speech I wrote about how voting for kings and queens is just a meaningless outdated excuse for a popularity contest that does nothing but lower the self-esteem of those who aren’t in the ‘in’ crowd, alienating the rest of us non-popular people who can never hope to achieve such titles.

Shelby: Uhh...Naldo, are you okay with this?

Naldo: Oh, I’m okay with practically everything and everyone. That’s why I’m so popular and a shoe-in to win Winter Ball king.

Daisy: Wait, you guys vote for your kings and queens here? Weird.

Naldo: Yeah, and I can’t wait to be Winter Ball king!

Barry: Now, Naldo, remember you’re only doing this to prove that Winter Ball kings and queens are an outdated tradition that should be stopped.

Naldo: Yeah, but I still can’t wait! I can’t wait for anything! My doctor says it’s because I have ADHD but I like to call it NMHD. Because I’m Naldo Montoya! Naldo Montoya: High Definition.

Daisy: If he’s your next king then your futures are all doomed.

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script bfw

Opening narration in a Star Wars crawl screen type way. Cyd begins speaking like a Star Wars character but Shelby interrupts, telling her to read the book how it’s supposed to be. Cyd complains that her version of the opening is way cooler than Shelby’s but Shelby insists. Cyd says fine and we cut to Cyd and Shelby’s house at night. Once Upon A Time there lived two time travelers who wanted nothing more than to sleep until morning. However, fate had different plans for them that day. Or night? Isn’t it still night since it was 4am? Either way, it was just too early to wake up.

The girls

It opens to a Star Wars screen crawl. Cyd’s voice is heard speaking the following lines as they go up the screen.

Cyd: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there lived two galactic time jumping rebels who -

The screen suddenly freezes like a stopped VHS tape.

Shelby: Wait, Cyd, we agreed to not go with the space version.

Cyd: I know but the space version is cool, Shelby, it’s in /space/. Cyd And Shelby In Space! What could be cooler than that!

Shelby: You know I am totally on board with this whole story about us fighting crime and saving the galaxy and all but we really need to talk about what actually happened!

Cyd: Okay, okay, you’re right. I’ll start over.(Wording here is weird? Probably need a different reaction from Cyd, like she’s gotta start over but I just don’t like the reaction here rn)

Scene changes to Barry’s lab. Daisy is holding a few storybooks.

Cyd’s voiceover: Once upon a time in the magnificent kingdom that was Barry’s lab, there was a princess who couldn’t wait to go to her first dance in years.

Daisy: Tonight’s going to be so great. I’ve been to many balls back in my day and I miss them so much. The last time I went to one, I was courted by four princes.[Then: she whispers to the girls] Two of them were princesses in disguise!

Barry: [Confused] You were locked in the tower beginning on your 12th birthday, so…you were courted by princes when you were 11?

Daisy: No, Barry, don’t be silly. I may have been locked in a tower against my will but my captors weren’t all rude. I was let out to go to many balls and to do other fun activities within the kingdom.

Barry: Really?

Daisy: [completely deadpan with a side of ‘you’re an idiot’] No, Barry, I was locked in a tower against my will. That’s why when I found out that you guys still had balls in 2016 I became so ecstatic.[Then: turns to the girls happily] I am so glad I can go with you two!

Cyd: Aww, it really is great how you think a dance located in the middle of a moldy school gym is going to be fun.

Shelby: I think it’s going to be fun.

Cyd: Me too! I can’t wait!

As Cyd and Shelby smile at each other Barry looks at the books Daisy is holding.

Barry: Daisy, why do you have a bunch of children’s books?

Daisy: They’re not children’s books, they’re princess books. Naldo gave them to me.

Naldo: My mom was about to throw them out, so I had to do something.(Then: whispers to Barry) But they stay in my room at night. She only has them during the day to keep my mom from not knowing any better(change this to something more naldo-y? or is this good enough? thoughts?)

Daisy: Yeah, and I really do like these. They’re so relatable.

Cyd: How are they relatable? (Cyd picks up Cinderella) This one is about a girl whose dress was made by mice and had a fairy godmother who turned a pumpkin into a carriage. She also had glass shoes, which would be totally impossible to walk in if it were real and really, the whole “you have to be back by midnight” thing is a little…

She trails off as she realizes people were staring at her in disbelief.

Cyd: (defensive) What? We all know this story. We’ve seen the movies!

Daisy: (takes the book back from Cyd) I haven’t, and I think these stories are magical. Going to a ball, finding your one true love…I never got to do that. All the princesses in these stories find true love somehow. And there’s even a story about a princess trapped in a tower! That’s great - I mean - getting trapped in a tower isn’t great but…she was a princess trapped in a tower, I’m a princess who was in a tower…and now I’m out and I get to go to a ball!

Shelby: That’s nice, Daisy, and Cyd and I can’t wait to go to the dance with you, but…you do realize it’s not going to be as extravagant as they were back where you came from, right? Or in those books.

Cyd: With our school budget we’d be lucky if they even decorated the place.

Shelby: Yeah, we wouldn’t want you to get your hopes up about our dance. It may be called the ‘Flower Ball” but it’s less of a ball and more of ‘let’s just gather around in a haphazardly cleaned room while wearing fancy clothes for a few hours’ sort of thing.

Daisy: Oh, don’t worry, I understand completely. The dress I got for this will be really casual, not like the type of dresses I used to wear back home.

As she speaks, she walks to the door and opens it then carts in this huge, puffy puffy dress. Like, cinderella puffy but you could probably hide a person under it. Everyone is speechless.

Daisy: ….What? Is this too casual?(Gotta change the wording)The camera pans in on Cyd and Shelby’s shocked expressions I think and then Cyd’s voice over goes:Cyd: And in that moment Cyd and Shelby realize that taking an olden princess and bringing her to a modern dance wouldn’t be as easy as they thought it would be. Naldo: (whispers to the group but like, still loud because that’s what Naldo does) It might be just me, but I don’t think she really gets it!THEME SONG??????After the theme song you have the girls 

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Shelby: Barry! I am appalled! Don’t use the word ‘gay’ as an insult!

Barry: I’m not. You two are literally gay.

Shelby: It is not GAY to have a best friend. Don’t you do all those things with Naldo too??

Barry: Shelby.

Shelby: What?

Barry: Naldo and I are gay.

Shelby: WHAT

Cyd: Hey Shelby - I just realized. We would’ve realized we were gay sooner if we didn’t limit ourselves to a heteronormative mindset.

Shelby: Yeah, true…I am so ashamed of myself…”

Cyd: Hey, I know! Let’s go back in time to the fourth grade, start dating for real, then come back here! Then we’d be gay our whole lives!

Barry: What? First of all you’ve already been gay your entire lives, and second of all - you’re just going to invalidate this year long study I did where I prove that you two are gay? If you go back in time then I won’t remember any of it!

Cyd: It’s not a big deal. You don’t remember the time when your idol Janet Smythe almost tried to kill us all.

Barry: Janet would never -

>girls go back in time

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christmas revised 

Okay, so the episode is the same up until they can’t jump.

Shelby: Oh no…it’s the curse. We have to jump back and not break the goat!

Cyd: Okay! (raises hand to jump)

Shelby: But what if the curse messes with our powers?? We can’t jump back!

Cyd: Alright! (lowers hand)

Shelby: But we have to fix the party and the only way we can fix it is by jumping!

Cyd: I’m with you! (raises hand)

Shelby: But what if we’re cursed??

Cyd: Shelby, I’m with you whatever you do but you have to decide!

Shelby: Okay, let’s jump!

>they try to jump but they fail

>confused, they try to jump a few more times but fail

Cyd: Oh no, we lost our powers. you were right - the curse was real.

Shelby: We lost our powers! In front of Krissi!

Cyd: Does that mean we have to solve our problem like a normal person?

Daisy: Yeah, it’s going to be terrible.

Cyd: Daisy, you literally had maids and butlers and servants.

Daisy: Not anymore, Cyd. I had to do my own laundry last week. My. own. laundry. The future isn’t always great.

Shelby: What are we going to do!?

Cyd: We have to get to the mall and have Barry fix it. Daisy, you stay here and stall.

Daisy: Okay! But I have no idea how people in this century throw Christmas parties...

Cyd: You’ll be fine, you’re a princess you’ve been to balls, right?

Daisy: Well yeah

Cyd: Just do whatever you’d do then. Hey, Astrid, Norm, we'll be right back. Daisy is in charge.

Norm: Cyd, we barely know her and this is our house -

Then the girls go to the mall and they see Barry is pretending to be Santa and they’re like

Shelby: Is that Barry?

Cyd: But Barry hates children.

Barry:(to a kid who’s wearing a hoodie, make it be Ernie for the lulz:) You want to invent a time machine? Well, I have to say that you ARE dressed for it.

Cyd: Ok that is Barry.

>they go up to him

Shelby: Barry we need your help. We lost our ability to time travel! In front of Krissi!

Barry: Ho ho ho, who’s Barry? It’s Santa!

Cyd: Barry, we know it’s you. You have to help us.

Barry: I say, young lady, I don’t know who Barry is but he sounds like a great and smart person who his friends don’t appreciate enough. Now, Santa has to talk to the good little boys and girls from Portland, so you two are gonna have to leave.

Cyd: Yeah, who’s gonna make us?

>some people dressed as reindeer come out to take them away.

Shelby: Hey! Aren’t you supposed to be elves!?

>They get thrown out of the ring

Shelby: What now? We have to go back soon - Krissi’s gonna know something’s up if we aren’t there.

Cyd: I’m sure Daisy has it handled.

>Switches to Daisy

>Daisy is sitting on a chair that’s makeshifted into a throne. She’s making two guests fan her and is using a guest as an ottoman to put her feet on.

Daisy: Servant, give me the cup of your finest noggin of egg!

Astrid: You mean eggnog?

Norm: And you can’t talk to us like that, we aren’t your servants.

Daisy: SERVANT! WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD TALK? TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU! And by the dungeon, I mean that food closet.

>extras stuff Norm in the closet.

>Switches back to Cyd and Shelby.

Shelby: Look, if Barry won’t help us then who will? Naldo?

>They start hearing screams coming from the shed. They go inside and see Naldo. The scene from the show plays out the same only they realize they couldn’t jump because shelby was so scared of messing up that she jammed their jump and i don’t feel like writing this ok

>They go back home and see that Daisy is being carried around on a chair and has a fake crown on and stuff.

Astrid: Shelby, your new friend is really quite…something.

Shelby: Where’s everyone?

Astrid: Krissi took everyone back to her house for a backup party.

Shelby: Then who are those people carrying Daisy?

Astrid: They’re too scared to put her down.

Daisy: HIGHER! I NEED TO BE AT LEAST FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR AT ALL TIMES!

Astrid: Shelby, we need to have a talk on the people you hang around with.

Cyd: Don’t worry. I got this. Daisy! Can I get a ride next?

Daisy: Sure!

>Daisy gets the extra to put her down.

Shelby: Where’s dad?

Astrid: Daisy put him the closet. But they’re about to start a revolution.

Shelby: What?

>The extras who were holding Daisy up grab her and open the closet. They take Norm out and throw her in.

Daisy: Oh, no! Not again!

>The door shuts after her. Norm is relieved.

Norm: Shelby, we need to talk about the type of people you hang around with. That girl acted like she was the queen!

>Daisy opens the closet door

Daisy: You know this doesn’t have any locks, right?

>Norm closes the door on her.

Norm: Sorry your party was ruined, Shelby.

Astrid: We know you wanted it to be perfect.

Shelby: It’s okay. It wasn’t that bad. I got to spend it with you and my best friend.

>They all hug

>Daisy starts banging the door.

Shelby: You’re going to have to let her out, dad.

Norm: Not for a few more minutes

>Later, the girls are in Barry’s lab or whatever.

Shelby: Sorry my dad locked you in the closet, Daisy.

Daisy: It’s fine. It was Cyd’s fault for telling me to run the party like how I would’ve back in 1622, though.

Cyd: Well, I didn’t know you’d go crazy.

>Barry and Naldo walk in.

Barry: Hey girls, I can help you with your problem now.

Shelby: No, it’s okay, we can time travel again.

Barry: You fixed it?

Shelby: No…Naldo did.

Barry: Naldo?

Daisy: Naldo?

Shelby: Naldo.

Cyd: It’s a christmas miracle!

Barry: But if you guys can time travel again then why didn’t you go back in time to fix the party? You just fixed your problem like a normal person.

Cyd: I know, right. We haven’t time traveled in two days. It feels weird.

>Bret and Chet run in

Bret/Chet/whatever: HEY SANTA GAVE US LASER TAG WOOHOO PEW PEW

>They run out

Cyd: You got your brothers that?

Shelby: I didn’t get my brothers anything, Cyd. I gave you three gifts.

Cyd: (sincerely) thank you.

> The girls start talking to each other

Naldo: Well, of course Shelby didn’t give them that. They said it was from Santa.

Barry: Santa doesn’t exist.

Naldo: How can you say that?

Barry: I didn’t get my Christmas wish.

Daisy: Oh, Barry. The girls told me about what you did for the children. It was really sweet. And I didn’t get you a present, so they said I should do this.

>Daisy kisses Barry on the cheek.

Barry: ….

Naldo: What do you say now?

Barry: IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! SANTA EXISTS AND I LOVE CHILDREN!

Cyd: Thanks, Daisy. Now, let’s go back in time, make sure Barry continues to hate children, and /not/ tell Daisy to kiss Barry.Shelby: Okay, but we’re going to change it back later, right?Cyd: I didn’t say that.>They time travel and the episode ends.

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daisy thing

Daisy wants a fairytale story like in the princess books

The girls are all dressed up in Shelby’s kitchen

Shelby and Cyd are casual, it’s a normal school dance after all, while Daisy is all decked out

They tell her to like, totally not wear a giant floofy princess dress and stuff but Daisy is like “nah man it chill yo besides i wished on a star so it’s gon b real” and the girls are like “k fine homeslice but ya gon’ stick out so badly yo”

quick cut to

the dance. everyone is dressed to the nines. everyone is wearing floofy princess dresses and nice tuxes. cyd and shelbs are the ones who aren’t dressed correctly. some sort of joke about how theres so many dances here that shelby mixed up when was the ‘dress like you don’t care’ type dance and when was the ‘princess ball’ dance

they ask daisy what she wants to do. she says some rich princessy type thing and the girls say that they don’t do that around here. She says usually she’ll get courted and do a waltz and shelby says usually they just dance alone. she shows them and cyd’s like, no only shelby dances like that. A boy comes up and asks Daisy to dance and they do this super cool lit af waltz it’s like so amazingly choreographed that if this were to happen on tv it’d win an emmy in : holy shuds that dance was lit AF yo

shelby’s like “ok uh maybe we should wish on stars more often??????”

then

boy plotline???

barry’s on the couch with his hoodie zipped up watching tv i guess and naldo comes in and he’s all dressed up and he’s like “barry wtf y rnt u dressed for the dance” and barry says he isn’t going and naldo is like wtf WHY dances are FUN and barry is like no they’re not dances are just for popular people they always have fun and dance with cute girls leaving everyone else alone!!! and naldo’s like, i told you i’m sorry for that and barry’s like, it still hurts tho. and naldo is like, come on the girls are already down there and barry’s like naldo I’m not going and naldo’s like but you said we could wear matching ties this time and naldo holds up two wacky weird looking ties and blah blah barry wears the tie but says no to going to the dance idk gotta make this better

okay instead of that maybe barry’s doing experiments and says he’d rather do experiments instead of going to the dance cuz it’s funner

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jane and mary

Jane stumbles downstairs, hair mussed up from sleep, wearing nothing but that long Men’s XL shirt she received last year for being one of the first fifty customers to buy a burrito at Moe’s Southwest Grill on Cinco de Mayo. She got one every single year – she absolutely loved Moe’s. She and I would stand outside that door for hours, just to make sure we were one of the first inside once it opened. Rain, sun, that one year when a freak blizzard hit Atlanta despite it being the middle of Spring – we weren’t just the first fifty customers, we were amongst the first ten.

I hate Moe’s. But she loves that place. And I love her.

I jump a little as I hear the fridge door slam closed. I was lost in my thoughts, something that happened a lot lately whenever I was around her. And, being roommates, this happened often.

I see that Jane had grabbed an old slice of pizza straight out of the fridge and was now grabbing a skillet from the drying rack. It looks like her breakfast – though, it being 11am, meant it was closer to being lunch – was pizza.

I watch her as she throws the pizza into the pan and puts it onto the stove. As she turns the dial up to a medium heat. As she yawns – her cute, adorable yawns – I remember, when we were younger and had sleepovers that I’d just watch her sleep at night. That totally wasn’t creepy. I was young, alright!? And we had no sleeping bags, so we would always sleep in the same bed and I would ‘accidentally’ put my arm around her while she was sleeping and pretend we were girlfriends and dating and –

“Mary!”

I blinked. Jane was looking at me.

“Mary! Hey! You were zonked out.” Jane says as she looks at me for a second before checking on her pizza. “What were you daydreaming about this time?”

“What? Me? I was not – totally not thinking...about anything! Hey, why don’t you just microwave that?”

There. Send her off on a tangent while I think of what to say next….

“You know why.” Jane says while taking a spatula and moving the pizza around in the skillet to get the crust nice and crispy. “Nice try. What was it?”

Darn.

“Ah, well…” I start to say.

You know, if we dated then our couple name would be Mary Jane! Hahaha, that’s an actual name! Isn’t that funny! Maybe we should date and try that name out! Jane, half the school thinks we’re lesbian lovers anyway so why not make that a reality?

Today marks the day I first fell in love with you.

“Today marks the day I first met you! Remember?”

“

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A Time To BURN THE FREAKING LAB DOWN!!!

[Scene: The commons area at the high school. Naldo is at his locker. Cyd and Shelby walk over to him - Cyd is holding a pink letter in her hands.] Shelby: Hey, Naldo - *she motions to the letter Cyd is holding while he turns around* this pink, flower-scented letter fell out of your pocket. Cyd: And we totally intruded on your privacy by reading it! Shelby: We thought it was a love letter. Naldo: Oh, thanks! It’d be bad if I lost it. Shelby: [Somewhat nervously] Okay, well, we were wondering -  Cyd: [Buts in, turning the letter around in her hand as she speaks, showing everyone what’s written on it] Why does this say in large, ominous print that “BARRY DID IT”? Naldo: Aw, that’s simple; I figure if the lab ever explodes or something then the paramedics should know who did it. Cyd: But what if you’re the one who makes the lab explode? Naldo: Then they can read the letter I put in Barry’s pocket that says I did it! Shelby: But what if someone else did it? Naldo: Check your pockets :) Shelby: *puts hand in pocket, pulls out pink letter and reads it* Cyd did it?? How’d this even get here? Cyd: [Offended] Hey! *puts hands in her own pockets, pulls out nothing* Hey - where’s the letter that says Shelby did it? Shelby: Wait, why would you think I’d make the lab explode? Cyd: I’m not saying you’d make it explode, it’s just that if you have a note saying I did it then I should have a note saying you did it. Shelby: Well, maybe Naldo realizes that I wouldn’t go messing around with Barry’s chemicals like you do and blow the lab up! Naldo: Well -  Cyd: That was one time! [Everyone pauses and stares at Cyd] Okay, two times! Shelby: See? And remember when you burned my house down? Cyd: That was your fault! You gave me the fire burrito! Shelby: That you threw into the trash! Naldo: Girls - Cyd: I’d never blow the lab up! ...On purpose, anyways! Shelby: I’ve never done it by accident! And the next time the lab blows up, I bet - [a passing student knocks into Shelby and makes her trip. Cyd catches her on reflex and they warp into the future] [They are outside Barry’s RV. Cyd is still awkwardly holding Shelby from when she caught her. The lab is burnt and there are huge holes in the walls. A charred Barry stumbles out, holding a pink letter that reads NALDO DID IT.] Barry: *somewhat deliriously* Well, I guess I don’t need this. *rips letter into pieces before falling down in a faint* [The girls are both clearly concerned. Cyd then drops Shelby onto the ground before running over to check on him] Shelby: Okay, ow! Cyd: Not as ‘ow’ as Barry probably feels! [Shelby gets up and walks over] Shelby: Who did this? [A charred Naldo stumbles out of the RV while holding a ripped pink note] Naldo: It....it...... Shelby: Who did this, Naldo? [Naldo faints. He starts to fall. Shelby reaches out to grab him but Cyd pushes her aside and grabs the ripped note out of his hands. He falls to the ground.] Shelby: Cyd! Cyd: What - he was going to faint anyways! [pieces the paper back together] But this is just that ‘BARRY DID IT!’ note from before. [Cyd motions to the pink ripped paper near an unconscious Barry] That must be his ‘NALDO DID IT!’ one. Shelby: But they ripped it up. So, if Naldo didn’t make the lab explode, and Barry didn’t make the lab explode, that means.... [Cyd and Shelby gasp before pointing a finger at each other accusingly] Both: [In unison] You did it! What! You think I did it? I didn’t do it! [The theme song to the show I Didn’t Do It plays. The rest of the episode is divided into three sections: Section A has Jasmine and Logan secretly being in love with one another but are too afraid to admit it, Section B has Lindy and Delia fighting over petty friendship issues, and Section C has special guest star Allisyn Ashley Arm being regulated to the smallest scenes ever and being forced to work with Garrett. You may think the show title ‘I Didn’t Do It’  has nothing to do with the actual show itself, and you’d be right!]