storiesofpjo

[storiesofpjo]

annabeth: don’t do anything stupid when i’m gone

percy: how-

annabeth: no i swear to the fucking gods you better not even think about it-

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grover: don’t do anything stupid when i’m gone

percy: how can i? your taking all the stupid with you

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frank: getting the crew all mood rings so i know when my homies need a hug

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percy: i thought we were having a moment

annabeth: i was having 12% of the moment

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percy: what’s a king without is queen

annabeth: well historically better

leo: then what’s juliet without romeo

piper: alive.

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piper: according to scientists, hair is the thinnest thing

annabeth: obviously they haven’t seen my patience

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leo, pointing at jason: i do what he does just slower

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the gods: we can’t take all the credit...

the gods: but we will.

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piper: did anyone ever tell you that your paranoid?

annabeth: no not to my face…

annabeth: why someone say something-?

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monster: i don’t want to hurt you

hazel: i wouldn’t stress about it

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percy: you are the voldemort to my nose

annabeth: that doesn’t make any sense-

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annabeth: was that really necessary?

leo: it was super necessary.

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piper: anybody else feel like they’ve been hit by a bus and a semi and a bunch of other cars today?

piper: like omg look at these eye bags

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percy: was that a threat?

annabeth: it was a suggestion.

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chiron: the lost and found is lost... no pun intended. if you see it please return it to its usual place-

connor and travis stoll: we-

chiron: no. i don’t want to hear. return the lost and found now. i know you have it

chiron: i’m to old for this shit

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jason: we killed two birds with one stone

leo: it was a ✨ricochet✨

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annabeth chase: *exists*

me: ring size please🥺💍