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lisannanekostrauss​:

“Aaaand there’s a reaction.” Lisanna said mischievously as she filled up the glass, and put three or four cubes of ice in there. She then returned to Max, her smiled being much more sincere this time. “Thanks for being a good sport.”

"Why do you gotta pick on me, huh? Go be all flirty with someone else, Lisanna." What day was it? Everyone pick on Max day? "Just pass me the cup, alright? No funny business."

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typhchosen​:

           “it’s comradery!”  Those with noodle arms needed to stick together! Then again, she was purposefully not mentioning the obvious height difference between the two. She’d never have comrades if that was a factor. 

Though the grumbling made her giggle more, casting her gaze back towards the only pink-head in the room. Who was actively trying to tackle Gray and Gajeel both at the same time. 

          “Let’s be fair here. I don’t think he’d notice even if he had girls after him.”

"Tch. Whatever. . ." He pouted. "And quit your giggling," he added. Listen, listen just because he lost to Natsu a second time, doesn't mean he'd lose again. Max has trained hard over the years and gained new abilities from Ajeel Raml.

Max plopped down in the chair next to the script mage. He was feeling red-faced and upset that he had once again lost the fight with Natsu. However, Max wanted to hold on to this unbothered facade. "I'll take that kid on any day AND I'll beat him. Just you watch, Lev."

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Through weird shenanigans involving a brawl, dodging that brawl, and her own bad luck, Lucy shrieks as she trips over a bench and slams right into him. "WHY CANT I HAVE A NORMAL DAY HERE FOR ONCE. Oh, sorry, Max! Are you okay?" (Literally thrown is a go)

 Max who’d been trying to avoid the brawl that had just broken out amongst the members. Unfortunately, his fate must have been sealed that day and he collided with Lucy, “Oof”. Lucy slamming into him caused Max to lose his footing and the two fell to the floor. Honestly, this wasn’t the worst position to be in and not the weirdest position he’d ever been caught in. “I’m good, you good?”

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It took Max a while to register what just happened. He closed his eyes and grunted. The sand wizard took a deep breath. He looked at Lisanna seriously and asked, "I just got played, didn't I?" Why me? Max was grateful Warren was not around to telepathically make fun of him.

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Max didn't say he wasn't not interested. He was only slightly intimidated by the big guy. His eyes stayed on her, unwavering, as he tried to keep a stern expression. "I'll have---" Max choked on his own spit. His hands swat his chest. Was he on prank show or something? Cause damn. He didn't imagine Lisanna would ever think of him like that. "J-just some water is fine."

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Max didn't say he wasn't not interested. He was only slightly intimidated by the big guy. His eyes stayed on her, unwavering, as he tried to keep a stern expression. "I'll have---" Max choked on his own spit. His hands swat his chest. Was he on prank show or something? Cause damn. He didn't imagine Lisanna would ever think of him like that. "J-just some water is fine."

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"Tch. Is that suppose to be a compliment, Lev?" Max crossed his noodle arms over his chest. "That burnt chip doesn't bother me. I can pull way more girls than him!" He stated very loudly, but definitely not directing towards anyone in particular. "Just cause he's got pink hair. . . The kid thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. . ." He grumbled under his breath.

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“I may be a noodle-armed bastard, but at least the ladies like ‘em.”

             “… do they?” Maybe her nose was in a book too much, but she didn’t often see girls hanging on Max’s arms. Had she missed something? Amused, she lifted her own arms and chuckled.

             “It’s okay. You’re not the only noodle-armed person here!”

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"I’m going all in.” (Lisannanekostrauss)

CALLMEKEVIN SENTENCE STARTERS. | @gytech

The sand guy's cheeks began to burn. "Now listen, Lisanna. I'll admit you're cute but Elfman would murder me. I'll have to decline, a-alright?"

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"I may be a noodle-armed bastard, but at least the ladies like 'em."

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Warren: It’s not like I did something dumb!

Max: You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded he take you to taco bell!

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“Maybe I mistimed that.” // Levy

CALLMEKEVIN SENTENCE STARTERS. | @typhchosen

"Geez, Lev. What exactly were you aiming for, my head?" Man, what did he sign up for today?

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A hand slams on the table glare seemingly more intimidating than his usual resting bitch face, "You really think yer stronger than me eh? Care to test that out bud?" he's entirely fucking with him but it was a dull day all things considered.

The sand master was a bit taken back by the sight of Gajeel slamming his hand down on the table glaring at him like that, but max was no push-over. And when push came to shove, he wasn't one to back down, even if the other was joking. "Oh yeah, metal head? Well come on then, I'll grind your gears down to nothin'" Max replied taunting him.

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CALLMEKEVIN SENTENCE STARTERS. I crashed the stock market by breaking every law.

“I’m socially anxious. Don’t call me.”

“I don’t know, I’m fucking tired, man.”

“What does ‘integrity’ mean?”

“Did I get the job?”

“I threw water out the window.”

“Yes, I’m happy to do insider trading!”

“A hundred grand worth of coffee, please.”

“I’m going all in.”

“Someone’s playing funky music behind me.”

“I got a gold toilet.”

“You should get all this personal shit off your desk.”

“It makes you look like an asshole.”

“I threw it out the window.”

“Maybe I mistimed that.”

“Why would I trust him for financial advice?”

“You’re not even working! You’re playing solitaire!”

“You look a little stressed out.”

“I’m committed to this train wreck.”

“I love fraud.”

“Have you started investing in real estate?”

“This place is cutthroat.”

“Do your worst, kiddo.”

“I don’t think I’m the one who needs to be told to keep it a secret.”

“So this is what it feels like to be on top?”

“This is just plain market manipulation.”

“Sorry, [NAME], you’re a PR disaster.”

“Don’t blink.”

“I don’t care, I’ve already made fifty grand from coffee.”

“I just hate coffee.”

“Both my parents died of a coffee overdose.”

“I’m going to get arrested by the end of this, aren’t I?”

“Take the seventy grand.”

“I feel like I might be responsible for this…”

“Good thing I bought that tank!”

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KING OF THE HILL SENTENCE STARTERS. Luanne’s Saga & Hank’s Unmentionable Problem

“I think [ NAME ] is going to ask me to move in.”

“Why do you let her go out with that hairball?”

“Them dang old birds, man.”

“That was a break-up.”

“Oh my lord, you’ve been dumped?!”

“You know, I was almost killed-“

“Why aren’t you saying anything?”

“You seem like a regular guy.”

“Just do as I say and we’ll get along fine.”

“What’s your name, son?”

“You need to have more confidence in yourself.”

“She’s in love. You blew it!”

“Did you really think you could fix it overnight?”

“it’s after midnight, what the heck are you doing?”

“This is not about the leaf blower.”

“Look, it’s gentle and all-natural.”

“Excuse me? What are you implying?”

“You were in the bathroom for an hour last night.”

“If I had to make an educated guess, I’d say he has polio.”

“I’m not eating bacon grease.”

“You’re trying to drug me?”

“Stop making such a big deal out of it.”

“Then I spoke to his mother and she said the most interesting thing.”

“And if she’s concerned, I’m concerned.”

“Just kill me now.”

“Whoa- [ NAME ], what are they doing to you?!”

“When a family faces an illness, all members should be involved.”

“If I were to take your colon and lay it out in a straight line, it would all the way around the earth.”

“Do you have anything that tastes good?”

“Anyone ever try that on me and I’ll kick their ass.”

“I just want this moment to last forever.”

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"Please tell me you did not eat that."

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Max gave the woman a sideways glance. "What's wrong with my choice of dinner? It's all the rage these days. 'sides all the kids say peanut butter on a burger is cool," he responded frowning at his empty plate. He sure could go for another one.

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