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'Let's find this Great Hall then. No time to waste.' 'Um, women aren't allowed in,' said Esk. Granny stopped in the doorway. Her shoulders rose. She turned around very slowly. 'What did you say?' she said. 'Did these old ears deceive me, and don't say they did because they didn't.' 'Sorry,' said Esk. 'Force of habit.' 'I can see you've been getting ideas below your station,' said Granny coldly.
-- Terry Pratchett - Equal Rites
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"I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but one day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I'm sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged on to a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior."
Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals.
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Happy 25th of May, Discworld! How do they rise up, rise up, rise up...
Unfortunately I don't have any Night Watch-specific art ready, just this picture of Vetinari shaving in his dungeon with the help of a rat in Guards! Guards! ...
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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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STARTING TOMORROW
Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.
They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!
This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!
TUNE IN HERE
article I posted screenshots of here
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Good cop. Bad cop. A very happy, very belated 25th of May, for those who were there.
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Vetinari holding Moist up and dangling him in front of Vimes, going "babe look what i got for the city" and Vimes is like "DROP THAT THING it looks like it has rabies"
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NIKOLAI LANTSOV in SHADOW AND BONE 2.02 • "Rusalye"
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Kaz: people who hate on their mother in law are weird. Why would you hate on the woman who gave you that?
Zoya & Nikolai: it´s entirely possible
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