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The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories, illustrated by Alejandra Acosta

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Bullying him is my passion

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So that’s how my morning is going.

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Couldn't find Eris today for a hot minute. Counted the birds in her pen and came up 1 bird short, but I was SURE I didn't leave the door open. I looked all over the coop, I walked to her favorite dozing/sunbathing spots in the pen. Finally I thought, there's only one place I haven't looked, behind the door to the coop....

There she is. Mud colored little hen. Laying.... down.... like a broody.

Hey Eris..... what... whatcha got there...

Can I see it please?

Oh for pete's sake, not this again.

That's not an egg, that's a ball pit ball, Eris. It's goddamn blue.

This is why I can't take people seriously when they tell me mother birds will kick a bad egg out of the nest because They Know something is wrong. No, they don't. They don't know anything. Look at her face. Look at those completely blank eyes. There's not one single thought in that head. In fact, if you get close enough, you can hear the faint echo of elevator music drifting from the empty cavern of her skull.

By the way this is hands down the smartest bird I own.

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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband

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Favorite moments from 'INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE cast plays KNOCK YOUR BLOCKS OFF' via TV Insider

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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult

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anger is such a funny emotion because ill be sitting down eating lunch and suddenly i understand why orcas kill for fun

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Turtles helping each other in times of need

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Happy Caturday 🐈

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Scaredy Cat

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dark science beyond belief

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