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you know what this means chat

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Let's stand on a rock with mama

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Godzilla Emerging From the Surf

brush pen on paper, 6/9/25

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Jimmy is packing up his springs

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woah. a whole bunch of them.

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Atmospherics

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If you want to race in space you have to be committed. The distance is consistent and set, and there's some obstacles you just can't blitz through (doesn't matter how many times the speed of light you're going, cut through a star's mass shadow and the only award you're winning is the In Memoriam one) but beyond that, it's up to you where you want to max out your wave engines and where you want to conserve speed. Every time you redline your thrusters you're losing a few decades of knowing people back home. You could slow down when you're swinging around your home system, but this is one of the rare straights on the course, and if you waste the opportunity to go full-tilt, you'll never get this lost headway back. Look at the right picosecond and you can just about glimpse the planet you were born on smear into the distance behind you.

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Sometimes, Uni becomes a rectangle

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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'the fifteenth doctor had multiple costumes! that's bad!' like, sorry, i happened to like the variety of fashions they put fifteen in? doesn't mean that the doctor didn't have a signature Look, he had a very clear colour palette and anyone dressing in most of his costumes would be readable as cosplaying fifteen. why are some people acting like fifteen having more than one costume is somehow the production staff being unfair to that incarnation?

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Insane tumblr ad pull

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jjust in case you didn't know, scientists have recently discovered the reason you never see beast ghosts around for the most part and its this: it's always a human ghost coming out. rat dies? human ghost comes out. ox dies? human ghost comes out. louse dies? human ghost comes out. goose dies? human ghost. so you get the picture.

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

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what if there.........wasnt. a cow