stormbreath
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hey there bois, it's me, ya demon (he/it pronouns please) i am the stormbreath of reddit. that is my only notable online presence. i am not the stormbreath of any other website
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stormbreath · 4 minutes ago
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Got in trouble because I bit everyone
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stormbreath · 51 minutes ago
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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.
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stormbreath · 2 hours ago
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stormbreath · 3 hours ago
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stormbreath · 3 hours ago
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you know what this means chat
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stormbreath · 4 hours ago
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Let's stand on a rock with mama
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stormbreath · 4 hours ago
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Godzilla Emerging From the Surf
brush pen on paper, 6/9/25
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stormbreath · 6 hours ago
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Jimmy is packing up his springs
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stormbreath · 6 hours ago
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woah. a whole bunch of them.
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stormbreath · 6 hours ago
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Atmospherics
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stormbreath · 8 hours ago
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If you want to race in space you have to be committed. The distance is consistent and set, and there's some obstacles you just can't blitz through (doesn't matter how many times the speed of light you're going, cut through a star's mass shadow and the only award you're winning is the In Memoriam one) but beyond that, it's up to you where you want to max out your wave engines and where you want to conserve speed. Every time you redline your thrusters you're losing a few decades of knowing people back home. You could slow down when you're swinging around your home system, but this is one of the rare straights on the course, and if you waste the opportunity to go full-tilt, you'll never get this lost headway back. Look at the right picosecond and you can just about glimpse the planet you were born on smear into the distance behind you.
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stormbreath · 9 hours ago
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stormbreath · 10 hours ago
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Sometimes, Uni becomes a rectangle
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stormbreath · 11 hours ago
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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stormbreath · 12 hours ago
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'the fifteenth doctor had multiple costumes! that's bad!' like, sorry, i happened to like the variety of fashions they put fifteen in? doesn't mean that the doctor didn't have a signature Look, he had a very clear colour palette and anyone dressing in most of his costumes would be readable as cosplaying fifteen. why are some people acting like fifteen having more than one costume is somehow the production staff being unfair to that incarnation?
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stormbreath · 12 hours ago
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Insane tumblr ad pull
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stormbreath · 13 hours ago
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jjust in case you didn't know, scientists have recently discovered the reason you never see beast ghosts around for the most part and its this: it's always a human ghost coming out. rat dies? human ghost comes out. ox dies? human ghost comes out. louse dies? human ghost comes out. goose dies? human ghost. so you get the picture.
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