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Practicing backgrounds, but my hand slipped, so here's the bar salarian

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The thing about every mass effect game taking place on the Normandy is that it is home and also a tomb

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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I made this a long time ago, but forgot to ever post it. This is Atul vas Luma, a quarian sentinel. I made them for a Mass Effect 5e one-shot I did a while ago.

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I can finally post it~

Recently I finished playing Mass Effect trilogy and it just so happened to coincide with my very best friend's birthday so I just couldn't not draw our fav "all-around turian bad boy" dancing with Shep (I don't see many custom short haired Sheps but it suits her so well!)

I don't think I will colour it since it was a colouring page for her to do on her own, but feel free to use it as a colouring page, just tag me if you decide to post it~

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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

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Ah shit I can't believe I forgot

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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.

"...Princess" (Derogatory)

"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)

"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)

"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)

"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)

"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)

"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)

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We go forward.

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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been playing through the Mass Effect trilogy for the first time this year, so here's my Shepard: she's got a martyr complex, permanent eye-bags, and a low tolerance for bullshit.

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important to have mutuals that make your dashboard unusable so you can remember to stretch, get another cup of coffee, invent a special type of glue, clean up your desk, etc

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