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Haha get roasted zahel

A preview of some the bonus cards and the back of the playing cards for the Stormlight Archive playing card deck. LOVED working on the Chicken card. This chicken was based on Brandon Sanderson’s parrot, Magellan. 

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DOES PATTERN SAY FUCK???

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I may be channelling Rock, since I just wanted to draw Kaladin fall straight onto his face… It gave me much amusement. This thing. 

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"you seem a little tense. let's go make you an accessory to murder"

reread jasnah’s philosophical lesson again like it’s so wild. shallan is showing express signs of anxiety and stress and jasnah is like it’s probably your schooling why don’t you study something different like philosophy in fact let’s go on a field trip and shallan is like if you say so brightness and jasnah leads shallan to four would be thieves/murderers in the dead of night and brutally kills them right in front of her and then calmly asks her to consider the philosophical implications of the death penalty and jasnah does all of this just bc shallan seemed a little tense i love the way of kings

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Look at this silly little man. I love him

So I’m doing a Cosmere video and because I like making work for myself I guess I decided to animate a Hoid for bits of it, so have some Hoid gifs.

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THE FOOL JINGLED MISERABLY ACROSS THE FLOOR

hi the nale clown thing sent me but if you are still taking requests of a similar vibe: wit in a jester costume? it Is his job

jingle jingle

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them: let's do a readthon of stormlight! one book a month!

me: you are like little baby. watch this *relistens to all three books in 4 weeks, continues onto Mistborn and is now on hero of ages*

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uhh i made my own Stormlight archive character His name is Elio and hes a 13 year old Herdazian lightweaver. His story is that he had to move to Dalinars camp on the shattered planes because his brothers were going to be soldiers and Herdazian familys stay together. Hes the quiet one in his family but hes always plotting and scheming in his head. Anyway, he adopts a cryptic spren, but later he learns that he hates the war and he hates fighting after too many of his brothers had died on assults. So he ends up hating ignoring the spren and lying to himself about becoming a radiant because he doesnt want to kill and fight like they do. His feelings only strengthen as his family enters Uruthiru. He always wanted the chance to spit in a radiants face and he got it.

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Skar: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

Lyn: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.

Drehy: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

Kaladin: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Rlain: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

The Lopen: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Also The Lopen: I'd totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Renarin: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Rock: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Sigzil: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Teft: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Bonus Hoid: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.

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Oathbringer, Chapter 46.

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Kaladin sorta looks like Q from Star trek and I am 100% here for it

HONOR IS DEAD. BUT I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 

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This baby can fit so much suffering in him.

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Adolin: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Jasnah, code name 'Been There, Done That'

Renarin is 'Currently Doing That'

Shallan is 'It Happened Once In A Dream'

Kaladin, code name 'If I Had To Pick A Dude'

And Dalinar is... Eagle Two.

Dalinar: Oh thank the Almighty.

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Fun fact: Wayne pronounces it "aluminium" but pronounces Wax's full name as "Waxillum"

Steris: So do we know why they want the aluminum?

Wayne: actually it’s pronounced aluminium

Steris: Wayne I will KILL YOU

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Yknow it's Kaladin's 96 unread messages that really make this for me

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Llarimar: Did you happen to hear my announcement?

Lightsong: I hang on every word.

Llarimar: I'm going to assume that's sarcasm.

Lightsong: Correct.

Llarimar: So you didn't hear my announcement?

Lightsong: I'm barely listening now.