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THE CAR SMOKES WEED!!!!! DAMNN HE SMOKES WEED HE IS HIGH!!!!! THE CAR THAT IS FROM THE 60S IS SMOKING WEED!!!!!!! MARI-FUCKING-JUANA !!!!! WEED !!!!!!! HE SMOKES IT!
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Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone
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This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme
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one time i stole a joke from the previous night’s episode of the backyardigans in third grade and some other kid fucking caught me and he was all “oh so you still watch the backyardigans huh.” it ruined my life and but the thing is how the fuck did he know without also having seen the previous episode of the backyardigans? i will forever regret not calling him out on his hypocrisy and i hope that kid is in jail now
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*does yoga one time*
me: i am at peace with myself and whoever ate the last thin mint
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