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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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finally reading the fma manga and ed is the protagonist of all time. he’s the softest lil guy. he’s a rabid raccoon. he is the scourge of the military. everyone wants to adopt him. he’s a pacifist. he bites. he gets giddily happy at the birth of a child. his speech is punctuated with sarcastic hearts. he’s a generational talent. he will walk directly into a trap eyes open head empty. he is a foul mouthed little rat. he makes friends everywhere he goes. he’ll dig up any grave and turn over any stone and kick anyone’s ass to get his brother back. he refuses to believe his brother cares about him the same way. he makes this face:

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cat

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Okay, so I'm not really sure what this is. I was playing around with Knight helmet ideas and it wasn't really clicking but I liked the colors of the pink knight, so I just made it Ace Attonery because AA got me back in the choke hold so everything gets to be them.

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big problems require big solutions

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LOTR + text post

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[wakes up in a cold sweat] but what were the rations like during the Wars of the Jewels

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Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

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Happy Pride!

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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I love how all dogs are good dogs - when they're handled right - but they still range from lawful good to chaotic good. Like on one end you've got dogs who are like "I know what you want me to do, but what you are asking would contradict Previously Established Rules, and as much as I love you, I will not compromise my morals even for you, for without them I am nothing", and then there's dogs who are like "I know what you want me to do, but wouldn't it be so fucking funny if instead I did this" and bolt.

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Another stinky child acquired!

Ace first met Sabo on one of his explorations and after a while he decided to bring him home. It's very easy to convince Dragon.

(Stinky Child AU~)

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“He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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An oldie, but a favourite.

Happy Glorious 25th of May.

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doodle for my friend who put himself through rewatching TROS