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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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BRING IT ON (2000) dir. peyton reed

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (2011) dir. Glenn Ficarra, John Requa

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SAVE THE LAST DANCE 2001, dir. Thomas Carter

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Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron

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She thinks I'm a fascist?! Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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#plaid always looks good

PEDRO PASCAL in: Strange Way of Life, The Last of Us, Nurse Jackie, The Bubble, Red Widow, Brothers & Sisters, Narcos, Freaky Tales, and Touched by an Angel

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Literally the same pictures

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i'm crazy for this.

The most handsome man in this world.

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him

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Clueless dir. Amy Heckerling | 1995

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#normal sibling behaviour

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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.