stormwarden6012
stormwarden6012
Stormwarden
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They/Them masc or neutral terms || greyromantic asexual (sometimes just say aroace) || spaceman and fantasyboy
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stormwarden6012 · 2 hours ago
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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
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stormwarden6012 · 4 hours ago
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Rest in peace to a legend
Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.
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“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer
Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.
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stormwarden6012 · 4 hours ago
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I hope we all make it
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stormwarden6012 · 6 hours ago
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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
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stormwarden6012 · 6 hours ago
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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!
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stormwarden6012 · 6 hours ago
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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stormwarden6012 · 8 hours ago
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Nightwings!
"Wings of fire" + "How to train your dragon"
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stormwarden6012 · 8 hours ago
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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.
Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.
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stormwarden6012 · 8 hours ago
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stormwarden6012 · 11 hours ago
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my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here
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stormwarden6012 · 23 hours ago
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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.
My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.
All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.
I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!
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stormwarden6012 · 1 day ago
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Uk media reporting on the OSA:
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Reality:
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stormwarden6012 · 1 day ago
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Stim toys and softer noise–we’ve got your senses covered! 🐧
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As a window into the wonders of the ocean, the Aquarium can be a popular place full of sights, sounds, smells, and textures.
Feeling overwhelmed? Head to the Membership and Tours Center to check out a sensory bag with tactile stim toys and noise-reducing headphones–free of charge! 🎧
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We strive to share the beauty of the ocean with guests of all abilities, because there’s wonder in ocean life, and caring for it helps us all. 
Prepare for your visit and learn about all of our accessibility accommodations. 💙
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stormwarden6012 · 1 day ago
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I know most of our parents very much never taught us this one but I am here to promise you right now that if you don't know the answer to a random question it's okay to admit that.
or even to just. not answer the question at all.
especially if it wasn't asked to you specifically.
it's okay to not have all the answers
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stormwarden6012 · 1 day ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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stormwarden6012 · 2 days ago
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The ideal Game Changer episodes are "messing with one person in particular" and "elaborate excuse to make people happy and give them money" and this is both. I love it
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stormwarden6012 · 2 days ago
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Reposting from tiktok bc I think it’s pretty awesome!
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