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every time I hack a ubisoft TV show game, it raises more questions. I while back I found that there was an incest anime reference in Wheel of Fortune (Switch), and yesterday I decided to hack Family Feud (switch) and GUESS WHAT IT'S WEIRD TOO.

It has a list of censored terms (because it has online play) and the list is 3000-terms long. You've got all kinda of misspellings of the usual suspects, but then there's weird stuff.

"halal" is banned. "paginate" is banned. "mr hands" is banned, just in case someone wants to play online as a reference to the time a Boeing engineer got horsed to death. WELL NOT TODAY.

But the weirdest one is "dolcett". I only know what that means because I've been on the internet too long: dolcett was a 1990s vore artist, who was made slightly infamous when two people in a dolcett-fan-forum met up together and one ate the other.

yeah they want to make sure you don't reference the fetish artist who spawned the community that had the 2001 German Cannibalism scandal. in Family Feud, for the Switch.

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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just saw straight porn with a dick cumming like 5 inches from the camera with 40k notes. it's not even flagged as mature. how are these posts allowed to circulate while a trans girls selfies get nukes into oblivion

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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you know how people will talk about "good cops dont last" vis a vis how if someone is a police officer and acts with morals they will immediately be discharged for getting in the way of their coworkers evil actions? In that regard I have found that "good cis people dont last" in the sense that the cis people who actually treat me with dignity invariably wind up seeing the harmlessness of gendernonconformity and divest from cisgender culture and norms. except somehow every now and then there is the grungler.

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I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

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tesla with a sticker that says FUCK ELON and im like Ok I guess thats good that you know hes bad then a TRUMP 2024 sticker next to it and im like ehhhh ok so theyre still evil and the next to it it says "WAS A FRADULENT ELECTION" and im like ok so wait a minute theyre good and then the one next to it says "BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE RAN BIDEN" and im like ok this is a little wordy and the next one says "WHO DID NOT WIN IN 2020" and i hit the median

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happy 2 year anniversary to this exchange

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reads like a kink post from on here

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easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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bocchi the blockhead

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PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

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