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my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

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eminem the building is crumbling i dont think we'll make it out

gay eminem on 9/11: that plane just flew into a lower floor/id like to suck a man just once more

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9/11 really is like a collaborative holiday on here like everybody comes up to the front of class to do a 9/11 themed joke and everyone claps and then the next person goes up and again everyone claps

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Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a "4d puzzle" of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence "4d".

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was "remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)" with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

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Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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an xbox 360 was sold in japan this week

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when its Touch His Nipples Tuesday during Fuck His Ass August

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL BOOBS

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nope, still not back

are you back?

no, i just still have a bunch of scheduled posts in the queue

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Damn, missed it again

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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