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oh my god i have so many sex bot followers the environment DOES recover

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can’t a bitch find some softcore porn that isn’t an insert au

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My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

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children in the 1800s would get high on cocaine and go to a public executions for fun, traveling back in time to play hyperpop at them would make them kill YOU

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the feminine urge to fall in love with anyone who has the ability to genuinely make me laugh

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the falcon and the winter soldier + banned words

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Andrew Garfield put his whole damn Garpussy into NWH

HIS GAR WHAT NOW????

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hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

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they didn’t ban yaoi

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bestie real talk how much of an age gap is too much? i’m friends (its complicated) with a man 9 yrs older than me 🙈 but i’m too interested in him to simply ditch him bc of his age

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it’s always going to be personal!!!! the 5/6 year gap between my bf and i is sometimes very evident, but it works for us.

what i say is:

don’t let there be a power imbalance

talk about money. it’s a big topic

talk about what you want in your future and WHEN you want those things

especially the last one — that’s what i find the most important in age gap relationships. my partner and i don’t want kids, he wanted a vasectomy, and we’re both are financially stable, have a house, and cars and jobs. we want to get married in a few years, but it’s not a big thing for us (for some people it’s a dealbreaker not to get married quickly idk)

what im trying to say, is don’t romanticize age gap relationships just because you want someone older. make sure that the age is the last thing you like about your partner — you should have a solid base first and foremost and age, sometimes, is a factor that you have to consider!!

im not an expert. MAKE SURE ITS LEGAL. but just keep in mind that all relationships are work!!

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we rebranded ofc 😗

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STOP

Wow! Never been attacked like that.

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literallyyy

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november 1 mood

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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot squirrel shit 🐿

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i should be able to fuck on the first date and want a long term relationship. i shouldn’t have to suppress my sensuality to have something real.