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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.
#its one of the most attractive traits a woman can have#nothing compares to a woman who cackles like a witch#peace and love on planet earth
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Bring back fat men in crop tops
#i just got so excited seeing the words dad bod applied to an actual dad bod its so dire out here#save me fat men in crop tops save me
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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something
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i only want you 2 think im fantastic (҂ × ཀ ×)
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i like queentenna but there is a problem. peoplekeep drawing them the same size when in reality he is over twice queen's size. do not worry though i have a solution. i think that every time he talks to queen he is always berated and harrassed so every time he sees her he automatically shrinks down to her size out of shame and fear

like this
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Drawing Deltarune characters every weekday until I forget or get bored: Day 5, Rouxls!
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chapter two
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Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick
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millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless
#blog title tf2 heritage posts comments full of people giving their opinions of the real us military without prompting#we will never evolve past pissing on the poor#tf2
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i was asked to make spamtenna baby.
like the bloatware that comes with new tvs, perhaps like an alexa
her custom suit. it says, pp.
her name. is. pipi s.(pamton)
dont make her face the camera, ok
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ANT-Tenna and some game accurate(-ish?) ANT Tenna. I drew him normally once and then proceeded to exclusively bug-ify him.
It would be fun if he had to plug in his own AV inputs to the mic/his screen!
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the original butchfem (dear daniel & hello kitty)
#so glad there are other people who see them as butchfemme its so real to me#hello kitty#dear daniel
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noelle posting
ik she has a long ass morning routine . curly hair girlies understand the struggle. may she one day put down the straightener
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