my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy
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Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you.
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dear future teachers
DO NOT
FORCE SHY KIDS
TO TALK.
DO NOT
TELL SHY KIDS
THEY NEED TO PARTICIPATE MORE.
DO NOT
MAKE PARTICIPATION
A GRADE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS
FOR SOME STUDENTS
TO JUST RAISE THEIR HANDS?
FORCING THEM INTO GROUP PROJECTS
AND MAKING THEM TALK
DOES NOT “TEACH THEM TO BE SOCIAL AND DEVELOP INTO WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS”
IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
AND MAKES THEM HATE SCHOOL.
SERIOUSLY.
COLLEGES TOO.
THERE IS NO REASON TO REQUIRE A PARTICIPATION GRADE.
IF I’M MAKING 90′S ON ALL MY TESTS/QUIZZES
IT MEANS I KNOW THE DAMN MATERIAL YOU TAUGHT
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU LOWER MY GRADE 10% JUST BECAUSE I DIDN’T TALK ENOUGH.
I SWEAR IF I GET ANOTHER “B” IN A CLASS THAT I EXCELLED IN JUST BECAUSE I DIDNT FEEL LIKE RAISING MY HAND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS
I MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL U
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I disagree with Halsey saying we should lose our virginities to young god, I'd say colours pt.ii because most guys can only last a minute and a half
this is the best ask i’ve ever received
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SAME MARK
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All Time Low - Jasey Rae
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Jack Barakat doing the macarena
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I won’t waste another day wishing this would fade away. Running but not looking back
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imagine sleeping early and waking up with the sunrise and enjoying mornings and being prepared for class and knowing the material and living a healthy lifestyle and having your life together in general
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I love him
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Girl: I look like President Snow with this white beard.
Woman: Here’s your shake.
Girl: [gasps]
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The “all I do is listen to music and overthink shit“ squad
Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio
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you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne
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Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.
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